Saudi Arabia – Jeddah – 1:30 PM

Summer time in a bad city

Oh s**t, It’s hooooot, this is not human, no no not like that, noooooo !!!!!!!   what the f**k!! This weather is insane

I am thirsty and I am starving, where am I?!

I need to think, I need to find a way out of this suffering, what shall I do?!

Ah yeah I will stop a Taxi “I am genius!  waaaw this is a brilliant idea !

Taxi, hey Taxi

 

Taxi stopped, I jumped in

 

Ok, take me to any restaurant and oh my God man “ I love the AC in your car man”

 

Taxi driver is an Indian “No Arabic, No English”, Taxi passing El-Hamra Street!!

 

Ohhhh stop stop, I can see Chilis

I opened chilies door, the AC :)      sit on the table

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh such A relief

the waiter is from Pakistan and i think the same situation "No Arabic, No English"

Looking on the menu

 oh f**k Chilis, you are expensive everywhere

 

I ordered some stuff anyways

I am full, I am happy now, mmmmm life is awesome and nice, a7a I have a belly, I got a belly, I am thin and I got a belly, ahhh it doesn’t matter

Ok, back to hell

The door is not open, it’s locked

 

Hey waiter, I can’t get out, the door is closed

Waiter: yes!

Me: yes what?! I want to go out

Waiter: wait     …… wait

Me: what?! Wait why, why wait, what’s wrong?!

Waiter: we close; we close now, pray, pray

Me : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh praaaaaaay!!!!  So you close for pray but you don’t pray! Ok, fair enough

After some time, I am out of Chilis

Oh s**t, It’s hooooot, this is not human, no no not like that, noooooo   what the f**k!! This weather is insane !

 

Writter by Ahmed safaa

with all respect to Chilis and Saudi Arabia

Reviews

[Mai Adil]

I can relate to that since I do live in Jeddah, unfortunately :/
But it is true the weather here is awful I totally agree :D

[Pax]

oh, i like this, this is what i feel now...our AC is in repair the humid is killing me..making my throat dry always.... good job..

[Camel-Man]

fix your AC ASAP :)
Thank you

[Andile]

You made a tough situation look so funny. You are good at what you do

[Camel-Man]

I still need to fix the formatting of it :)
Thank you