Missed Trip To France

I never got to try it

I never got to see.

You never got to try what Miss Little Ole Mary?

I never tried crescents

Or got to say oui oui.

Well that's 'cause you had to stay away from us

Miss Little Ole Mary.

But why, oh why, oh why, oh why

Did I even have to leave?

You got pretty carsick on the bus

And everyone knew you were 'bout to heave.