Why do you always pick the creepy doors? Do you have a fascination with them or something? *sigh* skull door it is. We walk through the black door adorned with white skulls, and after the usual (can you guess?) flash of light, we find ourselves in a dark dank cavern, with grinning piles of skulls. Why me? Why me? I always end up in creepy places! What's with that?! What? No, no I'm not gothic! Ugh, shut up. You smirk as we continue into the room. Suddenly we notice that the one of the skeletons leaning up against the other end of the cavern wall has glowing red eyes. It spreads quickly, and soon there are a lot of red-eyed skulls surrounding us. Skeletons start to assemble and a whispery voice echos through the cavern, "What have the living to do in the land of the dead?"
I told you not to pick this door! I grab you, dragging you back to the door as the skeletons all shout, "DIE!" We close it on them and I look at you, Okay, now pick a nice door.