Camelot

I went through the door that Starscraper requested.

        We walk through the door with the stone handle and the big sword painted on it. After a blinding flash, our eyes adjust, letting us see what takes our breath away. There is a big castle in front of us, surrounded by a town. Follow me, I say, turning around, and you do. We walk towards the big gate, and after being glared at by the guards on either side of it as we pass beneath it, we enter the city. People are milling about, vendors selling things here and there, dirty little children chasing each other with sticks, and beggars being turned down by fine lords and ladies riding by. We get strange looks as we make our slow way to the entrance of the castle, there is a big tournament going on, want to watch? I don't. Too dangerous. You do? All right. Fine. But you can't say I didn't warn you. 

        As we walk towards the arena, we start to pass a church, it has a homely little graveyard next to it (if graveyards can be considered homely) and oddly enough, ... no, I can't say it. What? Can't you see it? Ugh! It's a big sword, quite fine by the looks of it, stuck in that stone! Now let's go, or we'll miss the tournament! What's that? You want to stay?!! Whatever for?! Oh, all right, we can try pulling it out, but I don't think It will work. Whatever, do what you want! You try to pull the sword from the stone, and fail. Really? Wow, you're weak, Let me try! Uhhhh! Nope. I guess I'm weak too. Just then a young squire with dangling limbs and knobbly knees ran into the graveyard. Don't worry, he didn't see us, he's looking at the sword. No way! He just pulled it out! Just like that! Well that was dumb. Let's go back to the hallway, and pick a different door, gosh darn it! Let me go! Why do you want to stay?! There's nothing to- ... wow. That's a big crowd of people. Hey look, they picked up the little squire boy! Weird. Now they are calling him their king. Okay, it is definitely time to go home. 

      All right. We are back. Now which door? There's still the Green one with the purple handle, and the black one with sculls. Hey, do you see that one? It's all blue! With ... is that a shark painted on it?! Okay that door is out of the question!

Author's Note

Any more door requests?

Reviews

[Starscraper]

I love this! I also love when the little squire pulled out the sword you said "Well that was dumb." I think that is my favorite part! Great chapter!

[Calibaster]

Thanks! I thought you might like it!

[Starscraper]

Well I definitely did!

[Dearantlers]

That was awesome! You make me laugh so hard. I want the all blue one, even if it has a shark on it cause I like blue. :)

[Calibaster]

Oh dear. ;)

[Dearantlers]

Oh dear? Are you gonna write a chapter about it now?

[Dearantlers]

Will I get eaten by a shark, or maybe befriend a baby shark? Can it be the latter of the two please? Or maybe even save a sea turtle from a shark?

[Dearantlers]

Or maybe there won't even be a shark?

[LunarSong]

That would be amusing ;) maybe there could be an invisible shark!

[Dearantlers]

Oh no, not and invisible one, please! My leg would get bitten off and just disappear without me knowing what happened to it cause it would be in the invisible shark.

[LunarSong]

Well then maybe the invisible shark just eats the baby sea turtle instead ;)

[Dearantlers]

Oh no! But I was supposed to save it!

[LunarSong]

True! Okay, it eats a fish, yeah, all the fish around us suddenly disappear.

[Dearantlers]

Ok. As long as it isn't the baby sea turtle or my leg, we're fine.

[LunarSong]

Yep you know mine ;) But hey, we couldn't be Arthur, all right. I really enjoyed you're humor in this chapter. :)

[Calibaster]

why thank you!

[LunarSong]

You're welcome! Can't wait for the next one ;)

[Calibaster]

You don't have to anymore! :)

[LunarSong]

:)

[LunarSong]

Now I do again :)

[Calibaster]

Ugh. so much pressure ... :)

[LunarSong]

:) That's my job that I've now set upon myself :)

[Calibaster]

I think I am going to have to watch some more doctor who if I'm going to write a passable passage about going into his world, ... but wait, he doesn't have one! So ... now what!?

[LunarSong]

He does too have a world, it's called Gallifrey, except it was destroyed or something... He actually spends a lot of time in London though :) Especially for Christmas, in doctor who Christmas specials London almost gets destroyed a lot :)

[Calibaster]

See?!! No world! What did I say?!! Fine. London it is. Wait ... I got it!

[LunarSong]

What? And there actually is an episode I've seen with Gallifrey... They weren't on it though, they were in London :)

[Calibaster]

What did I say? * shakes head dissapiontedly* By the way, it's up. ;) and short.