"Lyrical" Rappers Be LikeA Poem by CK_85A satire on rappers who claim to be lyrical, but rather string words together that rhyme. WARNING: Contains profanity.//Intro Nowadays, I be
hearing rappers trying to be all lyrical and s**t in their songs, but they just
be going to a rhyming dictionary and plugging words in without giving a damn
about if it makes sense. Hear, let me show you what I mean: //Verse 1 Ineluctable,
untouchable Cut from enough
stuff to f**k up a combustible Running from
dysfunctional deductibles That plunge
culpable multiples to nonfunctional gutter rolls I'm making messes
in trenches that veterans recommend For the benefit of
Reverends that never hit Jefferson Severing
degenerates for confederate leverage That festers into
federal estrogenic rhetoric All these haters
abating maidens on cadence That makes ravens
cater to fake masons For degrading a
pagan Satan on raisins Awakening straight
Jamaican mistakes paid by the Saint Jason I'm pissin' on
vixens nicked by crucifixed visions Knittin' kittens
pixel by pixel 'til they're missin' their diction Glistenin'
convictions is an addiction ripped to friction Quickenin' pistons
for Christian chickens is my mission //Verse 2 Amassed to ask
crashed f**s who lack shafts If Matt lasts and
surpasses forecasts: taken aback If steadfast crap
jacks Taft's trash Then slashed
newscasts cap blasts at his aft craft I'm searing
clearance for merely appearing and interfering Engineering
cleared for queer volunteers that fear sneering A beer geared and
persevering through hearings That peers in
drear earrings: buccaneering Enforcing morbid
divorces by course of the Norse hordes A Borg quartz core
stores more lore than four sources could enforce Pouring forks for
retrorse pork forging dwarves That morph born
w****s into intercourse for sport Declaring married
affairs paired staring for nightmares A bear glaring
scares a mare where snares were aware That the pair to
prepare Voltaire wears a fare so debonair That Delaware's
heirs shared rare tears in footwear I'm on time by the
grime that lies crimes into overtime A sign that the
paradigm is alive in Anaheim So my cries fry
dimes in pantomime for sublime drives That flies
drive-bys to the guys' grinding nine-to-five Coherency is a
conspiracy against hearing me When I feel the
beat it's efficiency, not heresy Try to mirror me
with no proficiency and get tyranny It's flippancy
mixed with reasoning //Verse 3 An imperial
ethereal cereal in delirium Is a serious
miracle that Syria's people would find satirical The interior of
the criteria is venial While Cheerios'
bacterium fears for 'em I'm lifted and
gifted in the middle of business No kisses for
vivid scripts that I predicted A fitted liquid
sittin' in restricted enlistments It's cryptic with
little vicious commitments Skewering the
producers into the Future On mute for the
rumors that dudes spew through the computers That move coolers
to cougars for viewers like Medusa Abusin' cruisers
for reducers that remove her, I'm super From afar Jafar's
cards scarred the Czar of the boulevard When Mars stars
start to spar Then cigars char
the yard with shards of guitars That mark far jars
to guard jaguars with bars Absurd words purge
slurred birds for fur A third hurd sure
burns blurred ferns to girth CERN turns nerds
into sherds that gird churned curds And preferred
interns inter the dirt when aferd A manta ray's
random cake stands afraid to Atlanta quakes Banter hates a
panda's lake that magma takes A banana makes
Amanda bake a canon wake While Savannah
states that Santa sleighs //Verse 4 I'm recent and
completely indecent Your niece can eat
my freezing semen I'm a demon heaving
beacons to the ceiling Leaving pieces of
grease as a reason for sleeping A glutton plugs a
custom button all of a sudden No subtle stunting
in in the stomach of buckets That muck it the
f**k up while humping, sucking, and roughing it Now cut it © 2017 CK_85Author's Note
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