How much are you worth?

MEMEs T_T

Hair Color

[ ] Brown - $100

[ ] Blonde - $50

[ ]
Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total:

Eye
Color

[] Brown - $50

[] Green - $75

[] Blue - $150

[]
Hazel - $100

[] Other - $15

Total:

Height

[]
Over 7' - $200

[] 6'8? to 7' - $175

[] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150

[]
5'5? to 5'11? - $75

[] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85

[ ] Under 5'4 -
$0

Total:

Age

[] 50 to 56 - $175

[]
46 to 50 - $150

[] 41 to 45 - $125

[] 31 to 40 - $100

[]
26 to 30 - $75

[] 21 to 25 - $50

[] 19 to 20 - $25

[ ]
0 to 18 - $100

Total:

Birth Order

[ ]
Twins or more than twins - $750

[] First born - $320

[]
Only Child - $250

[ ] Second born - $150

[] Middle child -
$100

[] Last Born - $100

[] Third born - $550

[]
Fourth born - $300

[] Fifth born - $400

[] Sixth born -$215

Total:

Drink?

[] I did like once - $400

[] Only
Holidays - $250

[] Sometimes - $215

[] YES - $200

[]
Only weekends - $300

[] Every other day - $50

[] Once a day -
$15

[] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt

[ ] No - $600


Total:


Vision?

[] Perfect vision - $400

[]
Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[] No
correction - $100

[ ] Glasses - $50

[] Contacts - $25

[]
Surgical correction - $100

Total:

Shoe Size

[]
13+ - $300

[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[] 11 to 12 - $400

[]
7 to 10 - $50

[ ] Under 7- $450

Total: 1455

Favorite
Colors (Multiple)

[ ] Green - $750

[ ] Red - $600

[ ]
Black - $100

[] Yellow -$475

[] Brown - $300

[]
Purple - $225

[ ] White - $400

[] Aqua - $350

[]
Orange - $300

[ ] Blue - $300

[] Pink - $100

[ ] Other
- $500

Total:

Did you use a calculator to add
it all up?

[] Yes - $0

[] Nope - Add $1000

[ ] Some -
$750

Final Total:

Reviews

[McGee]

I wouldn't exactly call this a poem. It's more like just a list of stuff