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The Talent Show

 

Sydney: Hello and Welcome to the Talent show! Boys and Girls of all ages have come to portray their talents! Or at least what they think is a talent ._.

 

Kaylyn: It's almost time for our first act!

 

Sydney: But first Kaylyn and I will perform an ancient dance created long ago in the islands of Discotopia.

 

Kaylyn and Sydney: *Performs dance awesomelly and gracfully without any flaws*

 

Audience: *Cheers loudly and gives a standing ovation*

 

Sydney: That went well.

 

Random Cittizen: I LOVE YOU SYDNEY!'

 

Sydney: I love you too random cittizen!

 

Kaylyn: Doesn't anyone love me?

 

Audience: *complete silence*

 

Kaylyn: Dx

 

Sydney: Anyway...

 

Kaylyn: It's time for the first  act!

 

Sydney: Introducing... QUINLAN DOOLIN!!!!!!!! AKA. QUINITO THE JUMPING BEAN!

 

Kaylyn: What is you talent!

 

Quinlan: Hello my talent is killing people!

 

Sydney: How uh interesting O.o?

 

Kaylyn: Spare me... e.e!

 

Sydney: I'm sorry Quinlan but unfortunetlly we can not let you display your talent to a PG audience...

 

Kaylyn: NEXT!

 

Sydney: Our next act includes some imformational info!

 

Kaylyn: Presenting, Haley, Shania, Emera, and Angel!

 

Sydney: Good day girls how are you?

 

Girls: well-

 

Kaylyn: That's just great! Anyway what is your talent???

 

Girls: Stalking One Direction! :DDDD

 

Sydney: Is that techniqally even a talent?

 

Kaylyn: Let's find out, shall we?

 

Sydney: We shall!

 

Haley: Thanks to modern technollogy ( the internet) We can track their every movoe every second of the day!

 

Emera: We have mapped out every place they might even possibly consider going.

 

Angel: We know where they sleep, Where they eat, What they eat, Who they talk to, and most importantly-

 

Shania: Where they perform!

 

Shania: This is a very usefull talent that not many are granted with. It took years of practice to master our stalkering skills! 

 

Sydney: Uh That was interesting.. sorta O.o?

 

Kaylyn: Mind = Blown

 

Sydney: We will back with our next act after this short commercial break!

 

Commercial guy: BUY BILLYS BAKED BEANS! BUY BILLYS BAKED BEANS! BUY BILLYS BAKED BEANS! BUY.. BILLYS... BAKED.. BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNSSSSSSSSSS!

 

Kaylyn: Welcome back!

 

Sydney Or next act is Olivia Lembcke!!!!

 

Sydney: What is your talent?

 

Olivia: Clogging!

 

Kaylyn: Clogging???? I have a phobia of clogging e.e

 

Sydney: Kaylyn, you have a phobia of everything includig carpets e_e

 

Kaylyn: Ya, so e.e ....  

 

Sydney: Go on ahead Olivia!

 

Olivia: * cloggs like she has never clogged before does pretty much perfect with no flaws*

 

Sydney: Marvelous!!! Just amazing! Wouldn't you agree Kaylyn?

 

Kaylyn: AHHHHH CARPETS :'( !!!!!!DX DX DX DX 

 

Sydney: ...... 

 

 

Kaylyn: uhh.. Thanks.. for that.. performance e_e ... I guess e.e!

 

 

Kaylyn: Our next act will be... MELVIN CRAIG!

 

Sydney: Oh god, please noooooo! Sweet mother of mercy nooooooo -.-

 

Melvin: Whats wrong Sydney? Can't take my Awesomness?????? ^_^

 

Sydney: JUST SHUT YOUR FREAKING FACE HOLE MELVIN!!!!!! GOD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO AWAY AND DIE IN A HOLE! -.-! -_____-! 

 

Kaylyn: That was harsh..

 

Melvin: Gosh why are you so mean to Melvin?

 

Sydney: Just god dang perform already -.-!!!!!

 

 

Kaylyn: Whats your talent?

 

 

Melvin: Singing!

 

Melvin: * Performs song awesomely barely without flaws*

 

Kaylyn: That way great!! Your awesome!! Right Sydney?

 

Sydney: GO DIE IN A HOLE MELVIN -.-

 

Kaylyn: Moving on..

 

Sydney: Our next and last act is ... ELIJAH!!!! 

 

Kaylyn: What is your talent?

 

Elijah: A comedy act!

 

Sydney: Alright then lets get started!

 

Elijah: What do you call a fly that doesn't have wings? A WALK! :DDD

 

Audience: *silence*

 

Elijah: Okay tough crowd... Well how about this ... Where do birds find out the weather??? THE FEATHER CHANNEL :DDD!

 

Audience: * Again silence* 

 

Kaylyn: Thank you Elijah for your time ... I think ...

 

Sydney: The was deffinatly something O.o ? 

 

Kaylyn: Anyway.. It's time to annouce our winners!

 

Sydney: Coming in 3rd place it's Melvin!

 

Kaylyn: In second place it's Olivia!!!!

 

Sydney and Kaylyn: IN FRST PLACE ITS.. ITS .. ITS ... SHANIA, EMERA, HALEY, AND ANGEL !!!!!!!!!

 

Melvin:  WHAT THIS IS AND OUTRAGE! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

 

Kaylyn: Neither can I !!

 

Sydney: That wraps up out Takent show :DDDD

 

Kaylyn and Sydney: Doot doot doot can't wait to get a waffle ;D 

 

                   THE END!

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

I put this together for your amusment!

Reviews

[Oh Wow, Lovely.]

YEAHHH BUDDY ! first place. . . EXPECTED! oh yeah, yes stalking is such a talent and it is done without any flaws oh god this was great! Kaylyn you can't believe it;'s not butter. but you knew we would win !

[Kaylyn]

Hahaha.

[Oh Wow, Lovely.]

yes.

[Captivating Ink]

And that's how it's done. :D

[Kaylyn]

Yes lol!

[K.G]

lmao This was hillarious XD

[Kaylyn]

Thanks! But question, who are you?

[K.G]

oh just a random anime/v.k music fan from america who needed her mood to b brightened haha XD if u wanna kno more i dont mind answering questions, just send them to me via mail :3

[Kaylyn]

Coolio But i don't give out email and stuff

[K.G]

>.>. . . .*looks back at my comment*

[K.G]

ishifdugbdfgidsgfui

[K.G]

[Kaylyn]

Creeeeeeeeper >.>

[K.G]

srry . . .my computer being derp, i dont mean to be

[Kaylyn]

It's okay your comment just freaked me out a bit cause i have no freaking clue of who the crap you are

[K.G]

well, im deffintly not crap, if u wish to kno more, just mssge me(on here)

[Kaylyn]

I didn't call u crap

[K.G]

i kno, *srry weird sence of humor*

[Melvin Craig III]

INTERRUPTION!!!!

[K.G]

okie then

[Kaylyn]

Okay Melvin calm yourself ._.

[K.G]

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