The Actress

This is about my favorite teacher and Creative Writing teacher, Mrs. Crim.

The Spy’s lovely and willing accomplice

Is the powerful theater mistress.

The lady that the directors turn to

When all their plans and dreams are turning blue.

No one dares to deny her wishes

Except her husband who ignores dishes.

This chameleon is hardly ever mad

But when she is we all are sad

And tremble in terror of her anger

That could put the lot of us in danger.

But, don’t get me wrong, she is fantastic.

She is hilarious, smart and spastic.

She is the kind of person we all like.

The kind to shoat all over a live mike.

She cares for her favorite followers.

She tries to cheer up the few wallowers.

She finds great delight in our Christmas game

And she secretly longs for all the fame.