If only your life was a snail...

man, what bugs me is that some people just keep quiet and dont peak their mind.

If your life was a snail, I'd throw salt on it.

Then I'd rip off your shell and slice you open,

But the fun doesn't stop there.

I squish you into the pavement helplessly.

And watch as you rapture.

I'd set the remains on fire and toss in some gasoline as well.

But we all know that could never happen...

Author's Note

get the point?