![]() Her Loser Guy FriendA Poem by Brjden (Bridge-Den) Crewe![]() Friend zoned and in love. He wants this woman to see him.......![]()
"Now you're confessing, but I'm still guessing I've been your fool for so, so long......." - Huey Lewis & The News, "If This is It" Her Loser Guy Friend
I'm in love with someone who's ridiculously blind Not Stevie Wonder-like Though sometimes I really wonder, might she need a cane & canine Cause I can't explain why from all these signs and blinking turn signals down this ONE WAY street of mine... my street, she still forgoes
I'm in love with my best friend
And lord knows that with my intentions when mixed With possibly destroying our friendship I would need some holy intervention That's extraordinarily divine The kind that would open her eyes up to me understanding that All we all really want, is to be happy!
To find someone who can kiss our morning face when we are barely
awake, with developing crow’s feet, dry skin and hair going in all directions,
snoring and morning breathe resembling road kill on a hot intersection, and
with our barely open, blood-shot and terribly swollen eyes, to find someone who
can look into those eyes, and with genuine love, and personal pride... still KISS US
I'm staring that type of understanding directly at her But she's not even facing us So face it, I must accept that I'm just.... Her Loser Guy Friend The non-threatening, go-to-man Resident of her friend zone The male perspective adviser to her When she's dealing with Mr. Wrong The broad shouldered pillow, Pathetic, platonic love, The recipient of the oh so dreaded "Separated pelvic hug" The comforter, the doormat The place-holder for another, Dick-less omega who's good enough to love But not as a lover
I'm the amazing safe haven For her precious feelings to stay in, The 'sleep in the same bed gentleman lame' Who wants her but she doesn't feel the same
When she gives Mr. Wrong The heart that should be mine I'm right there
When Mr. Wrong breaks that heart For the millionth time I'm right there Were whispering rumors I was right there
When she called to tell me her father Developed an inoperable tumor I was right there
I was there for the pearly white smiles And I was there for the pouty lip frowns And as far as I'm concerned, I will co-pilot all of her ups and downs
I just wish her sexual vision of me was 20/20 She so blind, it's asinine really, But I'm willing to patiently wait And even if at the end of the World's calendar dates and My undying love never reciprocates...
I will be the Bestest Loser Guy Friend she's ever had!
I'm not her friend because I'm in love with her I'm her Loser Guy Friend Simply because I love her
I just wish she could see me © 2013 Brjden (Bridge-Den) CreweAuthor's Note
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Added on March 28, 2009Last Updated on April 28, 2013 Author![]() Brjden (Bridge-Den) CreweWindy to Sin CityAboutMy name is Brjden Crewe from Chicago, living in Vegas now part time. I'm officially bi-coastal(somewhat). I do freelance music and movies reviews for a few nameless magazines and I regularly recite sp.. more..WritingRelated WritingPeople who liked this story also liked..
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