I'm So Poetic! (pt. One?)

An ode to all of my writer's cafe friends and some of my favorite poetry.

" Cause you don't understand him, it don't mean that he's nice. It just means that you don't understand all the bullshit that he writes!"

                                      Jay-Z, "Blueprint 2"

 

 

 

 

I'm so Poetic!

By Brjden "PickingOnWillHunting'sFriendAtABar" Crewe

 

 

If you practice, you couldn't reenact this

The honest fact is, I'm just good at this

I use big words & take you to the depths of my sea

With one set of scuba gear conveniently 

As the poem gets too deep

 

A wise man told me "sleep is the cousin of death"

So I feed Mr. Sandman Starbucks coffee

And 'No Doze' mixed with crystal meth

 

I'm WalkingBlind as I floRide with BrownSuga at my side

Then I catch a train northbound smoking

the DutchessPoet as I hide

Like a poetic Refuge

I say "God Bless You" to false Idols

And dismiss them like Ryan Seacrest do

The Object or should I say objective is to

Spend a Winter-like McPherson

In the depths of a QuietPoet's prison

Welcome to my own personal jail

As I Rock and Roll with my Cowboy hat

Because I'm a little country as well

I wanna reach everyone even in Heaven and in Hell

All races, creeds and disfunctions

My poetry's even avail.......ABLE

In both sign language and braile

But Bridgey's sold separately and not included

I belong to Passion's disposable usage,

but my Mentality's for Sale

As I sail off the coast of a Phantom Heart I sniff something that smells Like Poison,

so I'm avoiding the Bride's Maid & Vail

I am Brjden Crewe all Alien's Hail

I break rules and mix Oil & Water

 but that's Me(In A Nutshell), oh well

 

I Have a Death Wish that Sets Me Ablaze

With the Rage of a Heart Retired

That inspires desperate art

but It's Alright so I say Farewell Wretched Heart

I am the Mis-Education of the Love-Her

I'm what happens when the Peoples G Riot

& sets fire to bras and snug shirts!

 

Women go all Dara(Dramatic) on me, but still I live to be

The Love Doctor Crewe At Birth as a Dead Memory

See, The Evolution of Eve brings Intensity

that the world wasn't prepared for

We Didn't See That Coming as men

She Was Just Too Much Science For Me

She Didn't Know Love, because she

didn't know herself apparently

No truer words have been Spoken, that's why

the Nazis Got Nothin' On Me

 

My s**t is Sheer Poetry and Karma is a M**********r

so I travel back in time to kidnap

my mother & her virginity at age twenty three

If the Sphinx was a Lady

then maybe we wouldn't need The Truth:

This is Why I Hate Poets

because femininity is a liability in the vocal booth,

Or So They Say

 

I praise your Woman-Like Ways and tendencies

But still, Fear Corrupts so Go Ahead and Rape Me

I'm a Wordsmith, Shape Shifter

trapped in a Love Monsoon

which I fight with a hurricane

I fight fire with fire and for 29 years,

I Break Even doing the same damn thang

 

See, I wanna be More Than Nobody's Sweetheart

This is Why I Have Panic Attacks

But I come back like the Energizer Bunny recharged

 I Loved Once, I Remember

and lived A True Story for a week

With Super Powers and an Inner Mic

listening as Denial Speaks

 

But I Survive like Gloria Gayner

and use Whatever It Takes

To be the best Artist I Can Be

in the wake of a sound sleep

My Legion of doom is What Holds the Truth

like Nik'aule is the Queen of Sheeba

So Insignificant Me is relaxing with

God & The Devil & Shots of Tequila

I may be a Soldier's Poem,

Looking Down on the World

And I Pity Them & their Inexistence,

Breathing Spring that's Intoxicating

to the little boys & big girls

 

See when my Real Eye Realize Real Lies

I pray to Christ or whoever's on duty, for a second chance

But it's A Little Late now, so now

I'm critically conditioned as the Artist in the Ambulance

See Here's what I have to Say......

The Language of My Imagination

is a Priceless Treasure

To behold in the oldest of times and in the Coldest of Weather

 

as A Matter of Understanding,

I can't stand poets that write like this!

They spew super big words and intellectual nonsense

And I Hate Poems About Writing Poetry

They give you more than you can possible handle

But I still Lyrical Love you all, so as I leave

I'll Blow Out the Candle..............

 

Oh God, I think It's to be continued...........

Author's Note

I really don't like most poets. I don't understand them. Either I'm too stupid, or they're poetic for the sake of sounding intelligently poetic. So while making fun, I included some of my favorite people here, and their poetry. I left a lot out, so I'll do this again soon........

Reviews

[Fear Corrupts!]

Lmao.
Wow, you've really done it now - what did you do, write out a list of the name's of all your favourite poets in order to incorporate them all into this long- a*s/kick-a*s poem?
Haha, you're certainly creative, I'll give you that.
Man, how did you think of doing this?
Haha, you managed to get your message across with the help of all of our poem titles and display names;
that must of took you quite a while.
:)

Thumbs up from :

{ Fear Corrupts! }

P.S. You are officially in my top 3 list of favourite writers.
What do you think abou' tha?

[Holly]

If you really like lyrics , check out the end by blue October.....that song is AMAzing!

[Mason Vail]

Haha! SWEET!

I can't believe how many names and titles you wove together there. As is probably inevitable in a piece like this, it's not always going to make sense to everyone from beginning to end, but overall I'm stunned at how coherent you kept it. What fun!

[Jolyrose]

Kiss, kisses,kisses. More kisses. You know you flow and there we are. I'm happy to be included in your wit, on the right end of it. Snaps, baby.

[Constance L. Hartwell]

This is hella unique! Who is your favorite "professional" poet?

[Brjden (Bridge-Den) Crewe]

Like music, I have favorite pieces and expressions. I try to detach myself from the artist and try to absorb and enjoy the art instead. I like a lot of poets, but I really don't have a "favorite."

[Constance L. Hartwell]

This is still one of my favorites!

[Kena Dawn Augustine]

The Evolution of Eve brings Intensity

I THINK THAT sounds like my poem titles!! ha ha. great job. wow, you blew my "cafe rainbow" out of the water. but different style. very creative, sometimes too hard to understand, but it doesn't sway from the awe factor of this poem, a little long, but it shows you have a lot of friends to write about. i'm sure everyone who is mentioned in this poem is honored. i know i am.

thanks.

[Taylor H]

amazing! lol i reconginized so many of the names in this. lol this was great. BRavo

[Bud]

Brilliant! Once, again. Definitely a favorite poet of mine!

[Farrah Grahm]

you are too sweet :)
I smiled when I saw my titles in there:))
but, this one is great. This one, even with the incorporation of all these unrealated titles and subjects, you weaved it together very well. (if loosely)

"My s**t is Sheer Poetry and Karma is a M**********r

so I travel back in time to kidnap

my mother & her virginity at age twenty three"
those are powerful lines, but very perverse. If they just come off that way because of the ambiguous inner-meaning, then you should clarify. I mean, it seems almost incestuous...

oh, and i love The Object. And The Devil and Shots of Tequila!

this is cool. Very original

[Lyrical Love]

You are so amazing! Full of surprises! This gives a glimpse of your charm somehow...
I don't know why out of all this fabul-ocity, these lines screamed at me.

"But I Survive like Gloria Gayner

and use Whatever It Takes

To be the best Artist I Can Be

in the wake of a sound sleep"

You rock McBridgey!!!

[Yereziah]

oh my god youre the S**t, lol...no seriously I love this idea and all the different subejcts u took on very creative and inspiring , think im gonna go write now...xoxoxo

p.s.Thanks for including two of mine yay!
lol