Stupd Girls Only ("I Lost" Vol. 3)

If you really read this, you'll see what I'm REALLY talking about Willis......

 

Jarrod: What happened with Tracy man?

Marcus: Jarrod you met that girl, she's not very smart!

Tyler: C'mon man, you don't f**k her brains!

                          - from the movie "Boomerang"

                                   

 

Stupd Girls only

 

( “I Lost” Vol. 3)

 

by Bridgey "TonyRomo" Crewe

 

So for now on,

I'm only gonna date stupid girls!!!

 

I mean the bump into the wall, get lost inside a mall, “I” before “E”, except after 3, Chicken of the Sea, George W. dumb a*s, completely stupid girls for me.........

With really big breasts!!

 

I'm talking the super beautiful, bubble gum twirling, insanely insane, sexy, air-headed dullard, ridiculously s**t for brains, incredibly stupid girls for me.......

Who are really good in bed!!

 

They don't pose a threat

as to what I plan to do

Which is to preserve an injured heart,

that's been broken in two

 

Beautiful, funny, intelligent women

complicate things

I love them,

       they leave me

I'm left with beautiful, funny,

intelligent memories

 

The engaging conversationalist who’s intellectually stimulating, and who’s virtuous & reserved keeping me anticipating & waiting, beautiful book wormy, artsey, incredibly sexy, college degree-having, complete woman..........

Stay the f**k

    away from me!! 

 

We were not meant to be

You've made it painfully obvious to me

Your totality's a liability

So give me the "not so Smarties"

 

Please, just stay away

And I'm so not playing!

Gone & get ghost! Like Pac Man

                  You know what I'm saying?!

 

My intrigue in you indeed

        is buried deep inside of me

No more of those going to poetry reads, or winning spelling bees, scoring perfect SATs, respectful women for me!

 

I love the smart ones........

         But the smart ones have hurt me

I'm drawn to the interesting ones......

         The interesting ones leave me

 I could never love the stupid ones

Because I could never take them seriously!

"Just concentrate

     on looking pretty dear."

They are perfect for me!

 

I've been hurt beyond reasonable repair

Pushing potentially great women away

Anyone intriguing who dared loved me

I forcefully told them they couldn't stay

 

And with tears in two sets of eyes,

                   we walk in different directions

I reject before rejection,

          and am left with multiple questions......

 

Did I HAVE to let her go?

 Would she have given me her best?

 Could she really,

              truly love me?

And not leave me

                  like all the rest?                               

But I guess we'll never know.....

Because I've cashed out my chips,

and folded my final hand

in this bullshit poker game long ago!

 

 

So forget the women

who have it all!

Their intelligent

time has passed

 

So bring on the

         stupid girls!!!

You know, the dumb-f**k, Kelly Bundy, Hillary Banks, short bus, helmet wearing, finger counting, deranged thinking “The Moon is just the backside of the Sun!”,  blank brained, daydreaming, Out to Lunch, never thinking, “The stork delivers the baby to mommy” still believing, empty headed completely “stupd” girls for me...........

With a really nice a*s!

 

 

I'm quietly trying to hide

that I'm slowly & secretly dying inside.........

 

 

Author's Note

Talking to a good friend last night. I've decided only to date stupid, attractive girls. They don't scare me. I won't get wrapped up emotionally with them. I keep my feelings to myself and have a good time. Interesting, funny, smart, beautiful women are when I get in trouble. Then I'm writing shit like I was last week. Can't let that happen! So this is my plan! Hail Stupid Girls!!!

Reviews

[Taylor Maye]

Lol this was funny and I totally understand. Once you've been dumped enough time by one type of man or women you tend to stay away from them because you're scared they will do it again. This was interesting and cool. You're fed up and now you just want a girl YOU can dump for a change get your "wham bam thank you ma'ms" out of the way before you go looking for another smarty. I loved the line "go get ghost", back side of the sun and I before e except after 3" your so f*****g creative

[Mobius]

I was just reviewing a couple of the newer post. I see you have quite a following. Congrats.

[Phantom Heart]

AMEN! It seems that the girls who are smart, funny, beautiful, and all around perfect for you. They are simply too good to be true. Great write, Love it.

[Collette]

haha, you had me rolling with this one. I have to agree, we can be such pains in the a*s when we have a mind of our own. Lovin' the metaphors and comparisons; you definitely experience the world through Bridgey-colored-glasses. As usual, the flow in this piece was virtually effortless: easy to pick up and natural throughout. (Though I never have a problem picking out the flow of your poetry, it just works!)

Engaging conversations, spiritual stimulations, dating virtuous women who keep me anticipatingly waiting, such a beautiful book worm, artsey & sexy, sensual college degree-having, entirely complete women..........

Stay the f**k away from me!!

Nice little sermon you have going in that stanza...but I think you need to give us educated gals a little credit. We aren't all evil and impossible. ;-)

Nice write, friend. snap snap snap.

[Mobius]

The Moon is just the back side of the Sun?... Thats Sheer genious!!! I would have never came up with that in a million years. >>>> "Flip-side of the Sun"

[LostinKristina]

This was great.
The way you describe the stupid girls, had me laughing my a*s off.
I don't think I would ever want to be like one of those girls.
This is a really great read.
Can''t wait to read more of your work.
Kristina

[Fidheallir]

Once again, you have put together a great combination of seriousness and ironic humor. There is something cynically insightful here, along with a lot of genuine emotion.
There are some points, though, when the poem feels TOO personal...poetic effect gets lost in private emotional expression.

[just is]

Oh! My Gosh this is so funny, Such a clever and creative write.

[Zatoichi]

stupid girls only speed the dying inside. smart girls are worth the pain and the only way to find real happiness. enjoyed the poem, nonetheless. joe

[Drew Wade]

well, you do that. I think I'll have to stick with smart ones, because love is no fun without the risk, right? I mean, anything else is just using someone. (except in my plan I know they end up hurting me so there's no risk there anyway.) oh well.

one of my new year's resolutions is to not talk to stupid girls. I don't know if it will work. you make a very convincing argument. haha.

the last line, I think, is a really sad compliment to the humor of the rest of it. good job, good job. high five and all the rest.

[Walkingblind]

This is soo funny it made me laugh so hard, then on the other hand it killed me.
How can you make me fall off the bed but at the same time want to comfort you?
An amazing gift. Your writing style is original and I love it, it has me waiting for more
and this was good Bridge really good. I understood where you were coming from,
and what you were trying to get across, your too smart. But I dont like how your
getting in my head when you say this:

I'm quietly, and secretly dying inside.........

This is a great poem Bridge great, keep'em coming!