Stupd Girls Only ("I Lost" Vol. 3)

If you really read this, you'll see what I'm REALLY talking about Willis......

 

Jarrod: What happened with Tracy man?

Marcus: Jarrod you met that girl, she's not very smart!

Tyler: C'mon man, you don't f**k her brains!

                          - from the movie "Boomerang"

                                   

 

Stupd Girls only

 

( “I Lost” Vol. 3)

 

by Bridgey "TonyRomo" Crewe

 

So for now on,

I'm only gonna date stupid girls!!!

 

I mean the bump into the wall, get lost inside a mall, “I” before “E”, except after 3, Chicken of the Sea, George W. dumb a*s, completely stupid girls for me.........

With really big breasts!!

 

I'm talking the super beautiful, bubble gum twirling, insanely insane, sexy, air-headed dullard, ridiculously s**t for brains, incredibly stupid girls for me.......

Who are really good in bed!!

 

They don't pose a threat

as to what I plan to do

Which is to preserve an injured heart,

that's been broken in two

 

Beautiful, funny, intelligent women

complicate things

I love them,

       they leave me

I'm left with beautiful, funny,

intelligent memories

 

The engaging conversationalist who’s intellectually stimulating, and who’s virtuous & reserved keeping me anticipating & waiting, beautiful book wormy, artsey, incredibly sexy, college degree-having, complete woman..........

Stay the f**k

    away from me!! 

 

We were not meant to be

You've made it painfully obvious to me

Your totality's a liability

So give me the "not so Smarties"

 

Please, just stay away

And I'm so not playing!

Gone & get ghost! Like Pac Man

                  You know what I'm saying?!

 

My intrigue in you indeed

        is buried deep inside of me

No more of those going to poetry reads, or winning spelling bees, scoring perfect SATs, respectful women for me!

 

I love the smart ones........

         But the smart ones have hurt me

I'm drawn to the interesting ones......

         The interesting ones leave me

 I could never love the stupid ones

Because I could never take them seriously!

"Just concentrate

     on looking pretty dear."

They are perfect for me!

 

I've been hurt beyond reasonable repair

Pushing potentially great women away

Anyone intriguing who dared loved me

I forcefully told them they couldn't stay

 

And with tears in two sets of eyes,

                   we walk in different directions

I reject before rejection,

          and am left with multiple questions......

 

Did I HAVE to let her go?

 Would she have given me her best?

 Could she really,

              truly love me?

And not leave me

                  like all the rest?                               

But I guess we'll never know.....

Because I've cashed out my chips,

and folded my final hand

in this bullshit poker game long ago!

 

 

So forget the women

who have it all!

Their intelligent

time has passed

 

So bring on the

         stupid girls!!!

You know, the dumb-f**k, Kelly Bundy, Hillary Banks, short bus, helmet wearing, finger counting, deranged thinking “The Moon is just the backside of the Sun!”,  blank brained, daydreaming, Out to Lunch, never thinking, “The stork delivers the baby to mommy” still believing, empty headed completely “stupd” girls for me...........

With a really nice a*s!

 

 

I'm quietly trying to hide

that I'm slowly & secretly dying inside.........

 

 

Author's Note

Talking to a good friend last night. I've decided only to date stupid, attractive girls. They don't scare me. I won't get wrapped up emotionally with them. I keep my feelings to myself and have a good time. Interesting, funny, smart, beautiful women are when I get in trouble. Then I'm writing shit like I was last week. Can't let that happen! So this is my plan! Hail Stupid Girls!!!

Reviews

[Taylor Maye]

Lol this was funny and I totally understand. Once you've been dumped enough time by one type of man or women you tend to stay away from them because you're scared they will do it again. This was interesting and cool. You're fed up and now you just want a girl YOU can dump for a change get your "wham bam thank you ma'ms" out of the way before you go looking for another smarty. I loved the line "go get ghost", back side of the sun and I before e except after 3" your so f*****g creative

[Lady V]

Bridgey you are really something. lol Your poems are always so raw and uncut. I must say that it is a pleasure to read your work.

I must suggest that when dealing with stuppid girls that you dont allow them to choose your meal, buy the condoms or chew gum and walk. lol That will surely constitute an end to the relationship. I have to appreciate your honesty in this one. Its always the pretty ones that come with so much extra while the okay ones bring so much joy. Well maybe not joy but you sure as hell laugh alot.

There is no need to explain your poem. If people dont get it then it wasnt meant for them to read. lol
Smile Bridgey, Take it with a grain of salt.

Live, Love and Learn

Lady V

[Atlanta Carter]

I think many people only read the shocking punchline and don't understand that you are being cynical - torn and hurt, you want to turn to someone who won't hurt you, someone who can provide you with all the physical things without the emotional/intellectual baggage. Unfortunately, you are inevitably drawn back to the risky ones, the smart ones, the high-maintenance women who are likely to tear you to pieces again. Go on! You love being torn to pieces.

Concerning the text, I think it works well, and goes on just long enough. I was just getting to the saturation point when you started coming to the close. I did notice a few typos, and some of the slang passed me by, but it didn't really matter. (I've lived outside of American society for 20 years.)

Good work.

[Siddartha Beth Pierce]

This is both hilarious and right on target. I know what you mean - it is a two way street really. Some things are so much easier when you make them simple or people are simple. This is another great work. Such emotion - wonderfully penned, my friend.
Love and Light,
Siddartha

[Brjden (Bridge-Den) Cre..]

For some reason, people think that I'm literally making this decision to be with "Stupid Girls". What I'm trying to say, and I should blame myself because it's my job as a writer to give a clear picture, is that the women that I love - funny, intelligent, interesting women, have hurt me. So to make it easier, I want to date "stupid girls". It's really a poem of pain, that's all. I laugh to keep from dying.......

[Lalli]

bridgey,

are you f****n serious!...

nnonnnnoooooooo i mean are you F*****G SERIOUS?! lol... whhhhhewww!!! bro you nailed this!

Omg, people really aren't understanding this poem?

Bro i'm right htere with you, have been there for AHILE NOW! although i won't say i haven't been seein' a glimpse of hope, but this is real talk. The comedy, is outta control...

This poem is the defintion of the wall you've built, and the fear you feel to try with another one.

"Beautiful, funny, intelligent women complicate things

I love them, they leave me

I'm left with intelligent memories" -----i think its perfectly said right there. these lines oh god bro, so true.

and people if you didn't get it there... then these lines should clarify it
"I've been hurt beyond reasonable repair

I've push potentially great women away

Anyone now who dared loved me

I forcefully told them they couldn't stay

With tears in two sets of eyes,

we walk in different directions

I reject before rejection,

and am left with multiple questions......"

Bro tonight, you spoke what was on my heart. i identify your frustration, oh how appealing the stupid girls sound, and are... but then we learn the other hard lesson, the feeling of unsatisfactory sex. The feeling of empty lonlieness accompanied by a degrading sense of self respect. yes i know hard to be alone and accompanied.. yet it happens lol..

much love n' respect

-Lalli

[Xeru]

Yeah I feel this one... Some jawns are too preoccupied with themselves to include you in their own personal idology.. With those type its much easier to be friendly with them. But as far as downgrading to completely dumb... I really dont have the patience lol... I couldnt do it... No matter how bad a jawn is.. If she is dumb as hell... That s**t just makes my dick soft..TMI i know... Then my thinkin is like... If she is dumb how many other niggaz took advantage of her ... Nah i'm cool... I fall for Queens.. Not to say the dumb Queens dont have their place... But damn... I cant do it... The moment after you bust your nut is the most sobering experience a man has in life... And if you let it go... and you really see what is beside you... The what the f**k was I thinking just hits you hard. Its like lust gives you 3-d glasses and after that nut is gone... Your glasses are taken away from you like... Not a good feelin yo... I cant do it... But I feel you on the frustration of dealing with a woman with issues when you have issues of you own to overcome... I always thought being friends with a woman first is always the best way to go.. That way if yall ever decide to take it further there will be a level of respect there if things dont work out. But love is love sometimes.. Cant always control who you fall for... Some kind of love or aduration has to be involved first.. Thats why I have to learn who she is first before anything goes down.. If not i'd be just like this n***a here...

1+1 aint 2 when you with me... C aint after A and B when you with me... MIght not make sense now but it will...

Jamie Foxx in Unpredictable...

Nother Left Bridgey Banger

[J.Black]

It's a shame for you I guess. You know I'm interesting, funny, smart and beautiful! If you date the stupid ones with big breasts then you're not really doing yourself a favour! Step out of the depression hole Bridgey and yerself a smokin' lady with plenty of brains! LOL.

[EmpressPoetess]

u sound just miserable! Take a break, funny man, and heal.

[Mark]

This was a tough read for me to get into, but I'm glad I stayed the course. Your Bio so intrigued me I had little choice. This almost sounds like an internal dialogue between your big head and your little head, trying to decide whether a few week's worth of mindless schtupping is worth the tedium of her presence, or whether the challenges continuously thrown in your path by, well, challenging women make you work too hard. This illusion is reinforced by your switch from blue type to black, in alternate stanzas, with the italic suggestion of whining, and the large type suggestive of defensive shouting. I usually eschew tricks such as these, but in this case they worked.I guess it's all about priorities: Do we want our little head to tingle for fifteen minutes, or our hearts and minds to burn for years--I CHOOSE THE LATTER!

[Amanda]

i really like this one, Bridge...it had me laughing, but on the same token, it made me sad. i get where you are coming from though.

bright girls can complicate things, but not all are that way. i do wish you luck with your endeavor, if you know what i mean.

a really good write...and you tell it in that Bridgey style that really works well for you. thumbs up to you!

Amanda