Stupd Girls Only ("I Lost" Vol. 3)

If you really read this, you'll see what I'm REALLY talking about Willis......

 

Jarrod: What happened with Tracy man?

Marcus: Jarrod you met that girl, she's not very smart!

Tyler: C'mon man, you don't f**k her brains!

                          - from the movie "Boomerang"

                                   

 

Stupd Girls only

 

( “I Lost” Vol. 3)

 

by Bridgey "TonyRomo" Crewe

 

So for now on,

I'm only gonna date stupid girls!!!

 

I mean the bump into the wall, get lost inside a mall, “I” before “E”, except after 3, Chicken of the Sea, George W. dumb a*s, completely stupid girls for me.........

With really big breasts!!

 

I'm talking the super beautiful, bubble gum twirling, insanely insane, sexy, air-headed dullard, ridiculously s**t for brains, incredibly stupid girls for me.......

Who are really good in bed!!

 

They don't pose a threat

as to what I plan to do

Which is to preserve an injured heart,

that's been broken in two

 

Beautiful, funny, intelligent women

complicate things

I love them,

       they leave me

I'm left with beautiful, funny,

intelligent memories

 

The engaging conversationalist who’s intellectually stimulating, and who’s virtuous & reserved keeping me anticipating & waiting, beautiful book wormy, artsey, incredibly sexy, college degree-having, complete woman..........

Stay the f**k

    away from me!! 

 

We were not meant to be

You've made it painfully obvious to me

Your totality's a liability

So give me the "not so Smarties"

 

Please, just stay away

And I'm so not playing!

Gone & get ghost! Like Pac Man

                  You know what I'm saying?!

 

My intrigue in you indeed

        is buried deep inside of me

No more of those going to poetry reads, or winning spelling bees, scoring perfect SATs, respectful women for me!

 

I love the smart ones........

         But the smart ones have hurt me

I'm drawn to the interesting ones......

         The interesting ones leave me

 I could never love the stupid ones

Because I could never take them seriously!

"Just concentrate

     on looking pretty dear."

They are perfect for me!

 

I've been hurt beyond reasonable repair

Pushing potentially great women away

Anyone intriguing who dared loved me

I forcefully told them they couldn't stay

 

And with tears in two sets of eyes,

                   we walk in different directions

I reject before rejection,

          and am left with multiple questions......

 

Did I HAVE to let her go?

 Would she have given me her best?

 Could she really,

              truly love me?

And not leave me

                  like all the rest?                               

But I guess we'll never know.....

Because I've cashed out my chips,

and folded my final hand

in this bullshit poker game long ago!

 

 

So forget the women

who have it all!

Their intelligent

time has passed

 

So bring on the

         stupid girls!!!

You know, the dumb-f**k, Kelly Bundy, Hillary Banks, short bus, helmet wearing, finger counting, deranged thinking “The Moon is just the backside of the Sun!”,  blank brained, daydreaming, Out to Lunch, never thinking, “The stork delivers the baby to mommy” still believing, empty headed completely “stupd” girls for me...........

With a really nice a*s!

 

 

I'm quietly trying to hide

that I'm slowly & secretly dying inside.........

 

 

Author's Note

Talking to a good friend last night. I've decided only to date stupid, attractive girls. They don't scare me. I won't get wrapped up emotionally with them. I keep my feelings to myself and have a good time. Interesting, funny, smart, beautiful women are when I get in trouble. Then I'm writing shit like I was last week. Can't let that happen! So this is my plan! Hail Stupid Girls!!!

Reviews

[Taylor Maye]

Lol this was funny and I totally understand. Once you've been dumped enough time by one type of man or women you tend to stay away from them because you're scared they will do it again. This was interesting and cool. You're fed up and now you just want a girl YOU can dump for a change get your "wham bam thank you ma'ms" out of the way before you go looking for another smarty. I loved the line "go get ghost", back side of the sun and I before e except after 3" your so f*****g creative

[Lyrical Love]

When I read this I was amused and had the roller-coaster of emotions that left me exhausted from laughter. I loved the metaphors and the whole "Bridgey" experience of how women have left you wounded, yet (thank God) you
still have this shadowing titillation that keeps you 'loosely' connected.
That makes for another well written piece!
~I admire your mind.

[Virgin 101]

I never thought of us sensual sexy degree having women as such a pain in the a*s.

[Rhan F. Sydney]

Last two lines:

"I'm quietly trying to hide

that I'm slowly & secretly dying inside........."

Perfection.

The most real revelation. I know that I am female but I must say that I understand. Only in the prospect of men, they are harder to find. But with out that intelligent stimulus we all finally die, with or without someone.

[ajasminewallflower]

Did you listen to "Stupid Girls" by Pink recently? Anyways.I thought it was extremly funny but almost kind of offensive to the smart girls and dumb girls alike. But whatever, it was still good. I'm sorry you've had your heart broken by these kinds of people but are dumb girls going to be anymore satisfying? Wel.. case and point I really did like it.

[Mason Vail]

I think there will be a LOT of people who have made pledges exactly like this! Ha!

But you know it won't last... You'll try to resist, but inevitably another irresistable total package will waltz right up and it's off to the races once more.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. ;)

[Natasha]

I must say, I really like this poem, haha.
About time I reviewed.

I can really feel the sarcastic happiness hiding the pain.
Plus the way its written is impressive.
I applaud you, haha.

[Christina Braceros]

I totally feel yah Bridgey!!!!! goood job on this one!!!!!! you are the leonardo di vinci of poetry!!! painted realistically

[sheerpoetry]

This is such a peice of work...you are such a peice of work. I laughed out loud while inside i was wishing you and anybody else who could truly relate never had a reason to write or feel like this. Although 95% of this peice makes it sound like all the smarties fault know this is only half of the story because your words say so
"Could she realy truly love me and never leave me like all the rest
did i have to let her go would she have given me her best"
When men doubt themselves they doubt their woman more! and ima let that rock for all the smarties:)
Its all Love though. You are always entertaining, Great flow Great comparisons the whole shabang.

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

That si extremely funny and entertaining... I can see why you would want too... when you get one who can stimulate your mind then it is hard not to feel something for them... I like how you injected humor into this.
I think Pamela Anderson is single again, LOL

[Jason]

Wonderful! This anotehr one of those classic from your crainium, and the truth from a broken heart. I can totally relate to your feelings in this piece.



"We were not meant to be

You've made it painfully obvious to me

Your totality's a liability

So give me the "not so Smarties" "

I think sisters sometimes forget that we as mean have deep seeded emotions as well and the only we can protect ourselves (besides getting luck with the right one) is to find a woman that we would never want to marry, but would love to have daily meetings in the bed room with.

"I'm quietly trying to hide

that I'm slowly & secretly dying inside........."

LOVED IT!

Thanks