Stupd Girls Only ("I Lost" Vol. 3)

If you really read this, you'll see what I'm REALLY talking about Willis......

 

Jarrod: What happened with Tracy man?

Marcus: Jarrod you met that girl, she's not very smart!

Tyler: C'mon man, you don't f**k her brains!

                          - from the movie "Boomerang"

                                   

 

Stupd Girls only

 

( “I Lost” Vol. 3)

 

by Bridgey "TonyRomo" Crewe

 

So for now on,

I'm only gonna date stupid girls!!!

 

I mean the bump into the wall, get lost inside a mall, “I” before “E”, except after 3, Chicken of the Sea, George W. dumb a*s, completely stupid girls for me.........

With really big breasts!!

 

I'm talking the super beautiful, bubble gum twirling, insanely insane, sexy, air-headed dullard, ridiculously s**t for brains, incredibly stupid girls for me.......

Who are really good in bed!!

 

They don't pose a threat

as to what I plan to do

Which is to preserve an injured heart,

that's been broken in two

 

Beautiful, funny, intelligent women

complicate things

I love them,

       they leave me

I'm left with beautiful, funny,

intelligent memories

 

The engaging conversationalist who’s intellectually stimulating, and who’s virtuous & reserved keeping me anticipating & waiting, beautiful book wormy, artsey, incredibly sexy, college degree-having, complete woman..........

Stay the f**k

    away from me!! 

 

We were not meant to be

You've made it painfully obvious to me

Your totality's a liability

So give me the "not so Smarties"

 

Please, just stay away

And I'm so not playing!

Gone & get ghost! Like Pac Man

                  You know what I'm saying?!

 

My intrigue in you indeed

        is buried deep inside of me

No more of those going to poetry reads, or winning spelling bees, scoring perfect SATs, respectful women for me!

 

I love the smart ones........

         But the smart ones have hurt me

I'm drawn to the interesting ones......

         The interesting ones leave me

 I could never love the stupid ones

Because I could never take them seriously!

"Just concentrate

     on looking pretty dear."

They are perfect for me!

 

I've been hurt beyond reasonable repair

Pushing potentially great women away

Anyone intriguing who dared loved me

I forcefully told them they couldn't stay

 

And with tears in two sets of eyes,

                   we walk in different directions

I reject before rejection,

          and am left with multiple questions......

 

Did I HAVE to let her go?

 Would she have given me her best?

 Could she really,

              truly love me?

And not leave me

                  like all the rest?                               

But I guess we'll never know.....

Because I've cashed out my chips,

and folded my final hand

in this bullshit poker game long ago!

 

 

So forget the women

who have it all!

Their intelligent

time has passed

 

So bring on the

         stupid girls!!!

You know, the dumb-f**k, Kelly Bundy, Hillary Banks, short bus, helmet wearing, finger counting, deranged thinking “The Moon is just the backside of the Sun!”,  blank brained, daydreaming, Out to Lunch, never thinking, “The stork delivers the baby to mommy” still believing, empty headed completely “stupd” girls for me...........

With a really nice a*s!

 

 

I'm quietly trying to hide

that I'm slowly & secretly dying inside.........

 

 

Author's Note

Talking to a good friend last night. I've decided only to date stupid, attractive girls. They don't scare me. I won't get wrapped up emotionally with them. I keep my feelings to myself and have a good time. Interesting, funny, smart, beautiful women are when I get in trouble. Then I'm writing shit like I was last week. Can't let that happen! So this is my plan! Hail Stupid Girls!!!

Reviews

[Taylor Maye]

Lol this was funny and I totally understand. Once you've been dumped enough time by one type of man or women you tend to stay away from them because you're scared they will do it again. This was interesting and cool. You're fed up and now you just want a girl YOU can dump for a change get your "wham bam thank you ma'ms" out of the way before you go looking for another smarty. I loved the line "go get ghost", back side of the sun and I before e except after 3" your so f*****g creative

[April Child]

You are such an entertaining writer! Your wit emphasizes an intelligence and vulnerability and makes it palatable to all. I wonder if you ever perform your poems as all I have read are pure performance pieces made for stage. I like the use of different size fonts implying change in tone/volume.

This is a fun piece but you are far too intelligent to stick with the stupid ones for long. Just long enough to heal.

[Seriana]

Aye, I hear ya. It seems the same with the men, no offense. At least I could completely relate to almost everything you said, except switch the sexes.

I loved the ramble-on rant pace of this. I felt like I was inside my own head, and at the end, when I read that line in small print, it was like I took a HUGE exhale, and let all the tension out.

Rock on with ya bad self!

[Li Li]

Lol....

Just because a woman is given a degree, that doesn't make her educated. Some of the stupidest girls, are those who look the part of a professor, maybe they even are a professor. Lol

A smart woman in my eyes would be a woman who knows the value of all things surrounding her. Not society, not fashion, rather the things provided through things unknown or given by the unknown.

We all reach a point when we basically say "f**k the game of love" if the game of love isn't playing in our favor. I've been one.

The female will come along that intrigues you and defines all the intelligence you long for. Sometimes, she's just not what you expect her to be. There's plenty of rocks to be turned over... try the small ones with no hopes of hiding a pearl. A pearl stars with just a grain of sand in the first place. ;o)

Wonderful mind provoking piece... great outlet. Very admiral. Never lower your standards...

Bless!

[Jolyrose]

Alas, if only women had that option...

'Engaging conversations, spiritual stimulations, virtuous' men 'who keep me anticipatingly waiting, such a beautiful book worm, very artsey & sexy, sensual college degree-having, entirely complete' men have all been hunted to extinction.

Witness... Exhibit A (yeah, you up there, Bridgey).

Doesn't matter what you do Bridgey, we'll continue to make each other crazy until the clock finally stops.

I'ma say, tho, that your flow is impeccable as usual and I'm going to hit up my read list and get back to you. ")

[Meredith Leigh]

That's funny! It made me laugh. It especially caught my eye in the title, with the misspelling of 'stupid'. Great work!

- Kriss

[Dara[DRAMATIC]]

You crack me up. Good plan though. Stupid s***s with no emotional attachment don't really pose too much of a threat.

[Brianna Brie]

Completely agree with this one. It seems the ones that are great friends without a physical attraction pose no threat to me. Or as you say here a sexy bod with no brain really never has a chance for anything more. Combine the two (body and brains or personality for me) and whammo I am in big trouble! The combination hardly ever happens for me, but when it does...ack. Usually ends in my heart shattered. This poem is a sassy playful way to say I am guarding my heart...been burned. Love your style and presentation. Splendid!

[perfectlymetiKulous]

OMG...
I love this poem.
I think I live this poem.
All hail the stupid girl. :)

PS- Is there anyway possible I can grow up and be just as good a poet as you?

[jay-lyse]

wow- not holding anything back ... but i luv it all ... the rawness, the honesty, the truth is was amazing ... and i totally understand ur problem ... we smart girls are opinionated, independent, stubborn and sometimes ruthless :-) sometimes my boyfriend thinks the same 2 .... but like i tell him stupid girls mayb alright for the moment but their can neva last until tomorrow ...

my favorite lines were:

We were not meant to be / You've made it painfully obvious to me / Your totality's a liability / So give me the "not so Smarties"

"gorgeous" "totally complete"

[QuietPoet]

This was good. Very emotional and deep. Just becareful with the "stupid girls".

But for what its worth.. I saw right through it.