Dumb BlondeA Poem by Skai RainDid you know I am stupid? You can tell by just looking at me. I have bright blonde hair, and some big old boobies.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. That is what they say. I love makeup, and pink, and am giggly for days. I can't figure out your fractions. But I can throw you an insult in vulgar Latin. Stultus Est Sicut Stultus Facit. That means stupid is as stupid does. I'm often called stupid just 'cause, I have b***s. Of my b***s you seem fond. Fond. Elizabeth Bathory was fond of blood. She killed many virgins for her immortality drug. Despite her atrocities, the Queen of Hungary she was. Hungary. Now I want food. Pardon my brain, it's a little too loose. Loose. Genghis Khan was quite loose. 1 in 200 are descended from his juice. Juice. Many juices contain antimony. A sometimes lethal substance; avoiding can be quite tricky The lead in that can kill you. How freaky. Freaky. I bet you're wondering how freaky I can get. Did you know, there are billions of microscopic creatures inhabiting your bed? Your pillow gains 5 pounds a year from their fecal matter; where you rest your head. Head. Is that all you want from me? D****t, I got sidetracked again. 5.9 million kids were diagnosed with ADD in 2010 They threw pills at poor, little, old Fred. Fred called me a prude cause I wouldn't take him to bed. F**k Fred. He thinks I'm stupid. So do you. When you laugh and call me "Ditz" I'm secretly laughing back at you. © 2016 Skai Rain |
StatsAuthorSkai RainCanadaAboutMy name is Brit and I've been writing since I was about eleven. My skill still isn't magnificent, but that's why I have come to this site. So please give me as much support as you can and I shall do .. more..Writing
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