It was a hot, sunny, and muggy February day. Well, why
a hot, sunny and muggy February day and not a hot , sunny and muggy August day?
Well, we will get to that in a little bit.
Well here it was in the city of Greenfield, Harrington; the
old industrial river town of nearly two million residents that was at the
crossroads of two major rivers. A little beyond the skyscraper dominated
downtown area lay Murphy park- the biggest city park in the city with plenty of
grassy areas and trees for all sorts of walking, exercise, recreation, and
sports. Neatly mowed areas of grass formed into large gently rolling
hills, flanked by hedgerows of trees with the urban skyline in the background
beyond that. Sidewalks, park benches, and stone drinking fountains were
scattered throughout the huge acreage of the park. It was one of those
days in which people of all ages were out en masse at the park, despite the
whole city feeling like a sauna this hot day.
Two elementary age boys ran by on one of the park sidewalks,
both of them sweating in tennis shoes, gym shorts and tank tops- one chasing
the other for a football. Nearby, a young couple in their twenties
walked by on another sidewalk, a fair skinned guy with spiky short brown hair
in a tank top, khaki shorts and black and white sneakers. His girlfriend
holding his hand had dark curly blonde hair, flip flops, daisy duke jean
shorts, and a string bikini top on. With the hot day in Greenfield at
this park, no one would really bat an eye at anyone walking around in articles
of swimwear. A short distance near a hedgerow of trees along another
sidewalk walked two upper class middle aged women. Both of them sported
short shoulder length hair and carried their purses. One wore sneakers
while the other one wore sandals. Both wore short khaki womens' shorts
and light tank tops, the most clothing either of them wanted to wear for their
walk to the park on this hot, hot day. A pale skinned but badly sunburnt
teenage boy rode by on a skateboard, wearing sneakers, a backwards
baseball cap, baggy blue jeans, one of those big keychains, and no shirt.
As his skateboard wheels rolled loudly across the sidewalk concrete, he
proudly showed off a couple inches of his boxer shorts underneath his sagging
jeans. This day, his long jeans probably stood out a little more than his
being shirtless.
Out all in the park's grassy hills were numerous
college-aged girls laying on beach towels sun tanning, mostly wearing
full bikinis or else a bikini top and little short shorts. They were so
numerous this day that Murphy park might as well have been a day at the beach.
Alot of these girls read romance novels through the lenses of sunglasses
while sunbathing. Elsewhere in the park, a few college aged boys
were playing ultimate frisbee amidst some of the trees they were using as
boundaries. Hot and sweaty, they were all shirtless in mostly little gym
shorts and sneakers. A few wore visors and sunglasses. It was a
pretty fast paced game as they were wanting to stay in shape for cross country
or basketball later that year, despite the miserable heat. By the
frisbee game ran a young slender blonde haired thirty-something woman jogging
along a nearby sidewalk. She wore white sneakers, little short black gym
shorts, and a tight little black sportsbra. She was hot, sweaty,
and miserable and was wishing she had gotten out jogging sooner before
the sun had gotten up and heated the day up so much.
One of the big gathering points at the park this day
unsurprisingly happened to be the sprinkler park set up for the kids.
While not a particularly fancy sprinkler park, it was large and was
absolutely crowded with kids of all ages. Surrounding the sprinkler park
were park benches that were filled with parents and other adults watching the
kids. There were more people than park benches that day so it was
standing room only for a lot of people trying to keep an eye on their hot and
wet kids playing in the sprinklers. Virtually all the boys were shirtless
in swimming trunks though a few were shirtless in little Speedos.
Scarcely a boy had on a shirt in the sprinkler area at all today.
The girls were all in swimsuits- a few one piece though mostly little two
piece bikini style. Most of the girls were all in swimwear attire though
a small number had on short shorts with a swimsuit top on. The only girl
in a shirt of any kind was one eight year old girl who wore a now soaked tank
top. A few toddlers were running around in just their diapers because of
the heat.
The parents and other adults watching them wore a mix of
beach and swimwear attire along with articles of summer street clothes- it was
that hot out. Several young mothers of small children wore bikini tops
and little gym shorts with sandals and sunglasses. One early
40s-something guy sported an unkempt brown beard and watched his kids shirtless
in old jean shorts and sneakers, his muscular hairy body starting to get
sunburnt this day out. He tried to keep an eye out for his kids, hoping
his ex wasn't going to make an appearance. About half the adult males
watching younger kids were shirtless, trying to stay cool. The other
women were mostly in swimsuit tops of various kinds, little tank tops, or the
top halves of one piece swimsuits pared up with gym shorts or jean shorts
or cutoffs. Any young women wearing t-shirts mostly rolled them up
into makeshift bare-midriff tops and wore them with their summer streetwear
bottoms.
The only pair of long pants out by the sprinkler park this
day was one young college girl watching her two little nieces. This tall
and slender fair-skinned girl wore an older pair of blue jeans with a pair of
orange flip flops and a just little string bikini top on her upper half.
As she sprinkled some water over her sweaty short dark blonde hair, she
was glad she had left her shirt in the car this day. Still, she felt
people occasionally glance at her as if they were questioning her decision to
wear long pants this day. She had her bikini bottoms hidden underneath,
but didn't want to be out in a full bikini with her nieces and all the other
parents out. In her purse, she had a disposable 35mm Kodak film camera
and was waiting for the right moment to snap a few fun pictures of her nieces.
Near the edge of the sprinkler park was a flagpole atop a
giant monument that the wet kids were running all around. Now as
the reader gets to view the top of the flag pole, here is where we can answer
our question- "why a hot, sunny and muggy February day and not a hot,
sunny, and muggy August Day?" This is because here in the smallish
country of the Republic of Reimar, they are in the temperate zone of the
southern Hemisphere of their large planet that is twice the size of earth.
So here in Reimar, due to it being in the southern hemisphere,
February is the muggy time of summer and by June it is winter. And
actually, yes there are still 24 hour days and 365 days a year because this
twice as big planet simply rotates twice the speed of earth.
At the bottom of the flagpole and monument that little
swimsuit-clad kids were running around was a plaque that read "Dedicated
to all the Men and Women of the Reimarian Armed Forces who served in the
Gavinna War 1969-1975." Above the plaque was a metal image of an
infantryman decked out in the attire of the controversial war- including the
olive drab uniform, helmet, and M16A1 assault rifle.
Another planet, eh? Green aliens and strange
spacecraft...uh, don't think so- not here anyways. Just humans, mind you-
and just like on earth you have the different races and nationalities. Well,
here in Reimar, it's a nearly all English speaking, and it's a
traditionally white Caucasian population. The Reimarian national flag atop
that flagpole was of course like all of the Reimarian national flags- it was
dark navy blue with a red horizontal cross outlined in white. It
resembled the British Union jack, except no white x-shaped Scottish St. Andrews
cross. Instead in all four blue corners were four fleur de Lis,
acknowledging the role of the French speaking people in the early 1700s in
settling Reimar. Adding to the incredible weirdness of it being a
different planet is that people drive gasoline powered cars on asphalt
paved roads to strange places like the mall, McDonalds, school, church, the
bowling alley wearing blue jeans and sneakers and when they get home they often
watch television for sports or play on the computer or with video game
consoles. In the country, there are farms and small towns with a 99%
white population of conservative leaning folk, but get into the inner cities,
you see more blacks and people of other races who have immigrated to Reimar in
more recent years, along with a more liberal political environment.
In fact, the only telltale signs you were on another planet here and not the
United States of America would be the existence of a first world
English-speaking country called "Reimar," -the appearance of
Reimarian money, postage stamps, car license plates, the layout of a few
traffic signs unique to Reimar, the reversed yearly seasons as we have seen,
and the geography would of course not match up to any specific place on Earth.
What? How did this alternative universe come to be? Did the
south win the American Civil War? Did Germany win World War I? No,
it's correctly called a parallel universe- where they have all the same stuff
as us and look like us and speak the same languages but the geography, economic
and political history are on a totally different plane of existence.
Well, as was said before- our story takes place on a hot,
sunny and muggy February day- in the year 1999. In other words, the girl
wearing her jeans with a bikini top snapping pictures of her two nieces would
not know what a phone camera was; 35mm was all she knew, and it would be the
same of the other people at that park as well. It was a Saturday, in
Reimar's third largest city of Greenfield- hence all the people in the park
that hot day. This old city of nearly two million residents was
the king of Reimar's factories, steel mills, as well as trade union politics,
being located at the crossroads of two major rivers. This old river town
was home to a worker proud blue collar culture as well as a small but rapidly
growing welfare and food stamp and ghetto culture as well.
The large skyscraper dominated downtown district rose
proudly above the dense tree lines and vegetation that naturally grew along the
riverbanks of the two rivers, three large four-lane steel bridges connected the
city of Greenfield together across the large rivers as well as highway
tunnels in the mountainous hills that defined many of the city's neighborhoods.
NFL-Style Football, rock n' roll music, and hard work defined the life of
this hilly blue collar steel mill city.
A hot dog stand was in Murphy Park that day, and a hot and sweaty businessman
approached it. Grey dress slacks, dress shoes, a white short sleeve dress
shirt and a blue-patterned necktie was his outfit. The exhausted man had
unbuttoned the top few buttons of his sweat-drenched shirt and loosened up his
tie like a bandanna. He unhappily noticed his earlier Styrofoam soft
drink had turned to water with the day's heat when he took a sip so he tossed
it in the trash can. He knew he had better get something to eat, so he
ordered two hot dogs and a bag of Lay's potato chips from the vendor along with
a 20 oz bottle of Pepsi. He pulled out of his wallet a Reimarian five
dollar bill to pay for it all. Reimar's money was printed in a bluish-grey
ink on the front and featured portraits of famous national figures as most
countries' banknotes did. The money was entitled "Central Reserve
Bank of Reimar." The back of the notes were all printed in red ink,
hence their affectionate nickname "redbacks" The man received a
Reimarian 25 cent piece, a quarter, back as change. However, no sooner
had the hot and sweaty businessman walked off with his food, than he
paused to take a bite out of one of his hot dogs and the ketchup dribbled all
over the front of his dress shirt and tie. The man unhappily sighed as he
saw the stain as he wondered what else could go wrong this day. The
young shirtless teenage boy on the skateboard rolled by the unhappy
businessman, his wheels loudly screeching on the sidewalk. The man
unhappily set his food down on a park bench and pulled out a business-related
letter hidden underneath the rolled up Greenfield Gazette
newspaper he was carrying. Needing to mail it, he had already
attached a Reimarian 29 cent postage stamp and tossed it in the blue and
red colored round mailboxes that were known throughout Reimar as the "mail
barrels."
The two middle aged ladies in their short khaki shorts and
tank tops had strolled up to the ice cream stand next to the hot dog stand,
eagerly wanting something cold. They both quietly snickered to themselves
seeing the miserable businessman's white dress shirt that the ketchup had
stained in a most comical manner. There was kind of a reason this day
that the ice cream stand was quite popular today in comparison to the nearly
dead hot dog stand. Ice cream sandwiches, Cones, fruit flavored frozen
bars of every description, slushies, and sno-cones were selling quickly on this
sauna hot summer day along with a typical assortment of soda pop.
The college girl in the bikini top and blue jeans from the water park walked
over to the ice cream stand as well, leading her two little nieces over to the
stand. These two little girls were still in their little two-piece
swimsuits from before, though their colorful towels were wrapped around their
necks and backs. As they waited in the moderately long line at the ice
cream stand, the dark blonde college girl began applying more sunscreen to her
bare torso, figuring she would stay in her bikini top the rest of their hot
afternoon out at the park with all the things at the park her nieces were
wanting to see and explore there. The slim college girl was rather glad
all the other girls were out in the grass sunbathing in bikinis so she would
fit right in wandering the park in her bikini top on this hot, hot day.
She looked forward to just getting a Slushie and herding her nieces over to a
shady area with benches where they all could enjoy their cool treats. If
there was a day for her to wander the park half-dressed in just her favorite
blue jeans, this was certainly it.
While the college girl and her nieces may have left the
sprinkler park to spend the rest of the summer day playing in the rest of the
park, crowds were still crammed at the sprinkler park. The shirtless
hairy man in his early 40s had indeed been greeted by his ex, who was none too
happy to see him. While bystanders looked on awkwardly as the two cussed
each other out in front of all the young children, their three kids spotted
them both from the sprinklers, seeing them at it...again.
We are at Murphy Park in Greenfield, Harrington, Reimar- but where is our
story? Is our story with the two little boys chasing a football?
No. What about the young couple holding hands? No. Our story
is not with the crowds of sunbathers nor the ultimate Frisbee game. Is
it with the frustrated and sweaty businessman making a mess of himself at the
hot dog stand? No. The two middle aged women waiting impatiently
at the ice cream stand? No again. Is it with the sweet young
college girl and her two adorable nieces? Still no. The badly
behaved man and his ex fighting at the water park? No, no and no.
To tell our story, we must move on from Murphy Park to take you to
another part of the city. We showed you Murphy park and some of the
crowds to explain what a hot and muggy day it was out as well as to see how
Reimarians perhaps are less modestly dressed in very hot weather than some
other cultures. Our story really starts out a few miles away from Murphy
Park in an old blue collar neighborhood officially called Harveyville.
Harveyville was in many ways a typical Greenfield neighborhood- it was
far out enough from the downtown area that it bordered the older suburbs but was
still clearly the city.