Economic Stimulus Proposal Number Eighteen

ON  STREET

CONSULTANCY CONCESSIONS,

DOOR TO DOOR

SALESMEN FACILITATING,

1900 NUMBER

CREDIT CARD

CALL LINE,

FUNDED MONTHLY

GAZETTE SUBSCRIPTIONS

MAILED OUT

AND CONTAINING A RECORD

OF ALL

OF THE

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

ASKED BY ONLY THOSE

WHO SUBSCRIBE

TO THIS SERVICE.

ADMINISTRATION ENFORCED PAYOLA

GUARANTEED TO BE

IN EVERY ISSUE.

INCLUDED: ONLINE,

CHAT SERVICE WHICH ANSWERS

SUCH QUESTIONS AS;

‘UM, WHEN AN OIL TANKER

HAS BEEN ABANDONED BY

ITS CAPTAIN AND CREW AND LEFT,

THERE IS A TERM FOR THAT,

AFTER

IT HAS BEEN

LEFT UNINHABITED

LIKE THAT…

 

THEY SAY,

LIKE, UNDER THE LAW OF THE SEA,

AND THAT, THAT IT HAS BEEN,

‘SOMETHINGED’ AND I WONDER WHAT THAT,

ACTUAL TERM, IS?’

QUESTION ANSWERING SERVICES

TO BE MADE
AVAILABLE
FOR
PURCHASE
BY
THE GENERAL
PUBLIC.

 

$5.00 QUERY PER CONSULTANCY SESSION,

(TIME LENGTH VARIABLE).

 

EIGHTY TWENTY SPLIT

WITH ALL FRANCHISEES.