Alright, alright, alright, yes, I am alright!
He is a wandering
spirit without any sight,
a cursed soul with
no heart to spare.
It's not fair? Who
cares? Limbo is not supposed to be fair.
Life is fair. You
have no idea what you're talking about.
Despicable, taking
it for granted without doubt.
You know what I
say? “Kill 'em with kindness,
leave 'em beggin'
for blindness!”
That's the plan,
Stan!
That's the plan of
the Walkin'-Man!
He sees through meaty
flesh, past bones, and past spirit.
Don't do it, don't
fear it!
He's gonna cut real good,
gonna pop the
trunk, and then pop your hood.
Climb in; climb in,
into the pit of sin.
It'll never end. You'll
never be able to begin again.
Infernal inferno,
fires smelling of sulfur and brimstone,
screeching within a
wail in a moan.
What of the tone?
It is full of sin and cracking bone.
So damned be you,
and damned be the tone!
'Cause that's the
plan,
oh, yes, that's the
plan of the Walkin'-Man.
Pieces of gold,
take a hold.
Take a powerful
hold; they're bound to your very soul.
A soul bond, a soul
transfer,
that's the only
answer!
To get what ya want
and to get what ya need,
your mind must have
a malicious seed,
a seed to take
root, growing into the Damnation Tree.
The tree will bear
fruit. You coward, do not flee.
A tree of hate, a
tree of mean
bears a fruit which
will produce a chaotic scene.
Why don't you take
a seat?
Right over there is
the line where chaos and peace meet.
The Man won't mind,
take the director's chair.
If he notices, he won't care.
The fruit is the
producer.
Be the fool to sue her.
Grab this wench of
a screenplay by ‘er breasts and seducer 'er,
yank out 'er
entrails and gut 'er.
This movie will be a hit! The box office will sail!
Yes, my friend, she
will not fail.
Oh, what a glorious
tale we shall have to regale!
She dares not
speak, lest you become the first nail.
You would be the
first nail binding her to her unholy cross.
After she's gone,
you would cover her in moss.
Don’t question
that, the plan.
That's the plan of
the Walkin'-Man.
He is the director,
plus the writer,
multiply the sum by
the infernal sulfur and brimstone fire.
He is the screech
in the wail of a moan,
the damnation
setting the morbid tone.
He is not the Alpha,
nor is he the Omega.
He is Beta and Psi,
Gamma to Chi.
He is the infinite,
never-ending middle, a first but never a last.
That is just the
start of the plan he has amassed.
Like the middle,
his plan sounds on the blast.
Say all that three
times fast.
He is in anyone and
in anything,
priding himself on
knowing everything, yet absolutely nothing,
regarding his own existence
with plentiful or minimal disdain.
Eyes crackling with a black, purple flame,
he is many things, a concept brought into reality by sheer force of will.
He is the end of
all sin. Am I to assume you pay no heed to this cryptic swill?
Between you and me,
he is power, greed, and lust.
He is he and he is she,
granted immortality. Gaze upon her ample bust.
I should know, for I
am the Man.
You should too, my
dear, for you are also the Man.
'Cause that's mine
and your plan
for the foulest of sins,
the plan of the Walkin'-Man.