May I Hump Your Leg?

Normally Im not a romantic writer.

Long and lean or thick and fat.

Please my sweetness give it to me.

No Miss Parker I have no clue what happended to your cat.

 

I see them in the park as they walk by.

Please pet this dirty old dog.

Now your in my range just let it happen and you'll

find im not such a bad guy.

 

Beat me with your papaer my good lady nothing will stop me now.

One day I'll get you  Fergie although I truely dont know how.

Sweetness scratch my tummy I'll rool over and beg.

Oh darling pardon my manners but may I hump your leg?

 

Sure its strange at first.

Please dont kick.

Screw you Mr Pickels she's mine who will I ever truely quench this thirst.

 

Dont call me a freak or a leg man .

Hey can I bet your dog?

Why go right ahead mam.

 

He seems to really like you its okay im from france.

Hey maybe I can get your number.

Take in a movie a dinner or dance?

 

Hey I get miss you gotta old man named craig.

Hey I got fifteen kids forget the strings.

Forget a relationship swetheart I just wanna hump your leg.

 

 

I can make it short and sweet hey five seconds is long

so my owner always does say.

Yeah it's more like half a second.

For foreplay you can throw the stick im just a guy that loves to play.

 

 

Maybe some other time we could share something more.

But im more of a lone wolf.

So get real you silly wore.

 

Yes my dear i know your name it's Sharon Rebecca ,um Willa hey thats close to peg.

My sweet darling you now how many true loves were found with the question.

My dear may I hump your leg