Fruit Erotica

Just for amusement and such....

Oh to feel those two Cantaloupe

Passion held in my hands to stroke

The banana long and firm with a point

Apples hanging hoping to disjoint

The pears sagging like old man testicles

Grapefruit needing new spectacles

Cherries like the apples at heart

Red and sweet and siblings apart

Passion fruit and banana both have a place

Coupled with the pears will find a space

Hole drilled in Watermelon

Banana induced to hole is swollen

Shooting seeds from spurts of kumquat

Hope the skin is protected some what

9 months later to late to complain

Mixed fruit sold in shopping lane

Author's Note

Because someone wanted a taste of my humor.....

Reviews

[Lisa]

9 months later too late to complain.
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F-ing Loved it! Thanks! Laughed out loud at last 3 lines.

[Coyote Poetry]

You gave life and bad ending to the ability of fruit. A very entertaining poem. Thank you for sharing the excellent poetry.
Coyote

[Bohrium Guy]

It was an off moment of digestion....

[McBear]

Well, this is an interesting way of presenting humor.. lol.. *old man testicles* lol.. Well, you know, its always good to have an immature side! Well done!

[Bohrium Guy]

Breaks boredom....

[McBear]

What?.....

[Bohrium Guy]

When I have trouble writing or depressed I use my humor in a twisted way to pull myself outta the black clouds... Hence this writing :)

[McBear]

Ohhh. I see. Well, I find you to be an very interesting person; you have many sides to your meaning in writing.

[Bohrium Guy]

Cryptics... Empathy, Clairvoyant..... bout sums it up.

[McBear]

I'd agree..

[Bohrium Guy]

Most of my stuff is cryptic, only a few can read the meaning else its just a poem....

[McBear]

Ah, very interesting..

[Sarah]

this is well hahaha a new aspect to your humor i must have over looked.. lol this was fun and entertaining

[Bohrium Guy]

I'm fun and entertaining.... I have a pet rock. And now an added stuffies collection ;)

[Sarah]

Omg they are the best companions!!!

[Bohrium Guy]

Sniffles... I feel left out!

[Sarah]

When you are alone that is

[Rose Jaeger Kaneki]

wow, interesting poem, wow

[Bohrium Guy]

It was a fruity thought to words. LOL

[Rose Jaeger Kaneki]

yeah, lol...................