shook ones

i'm motherfucking dope, let's get that straight off the bat

that's why these fake mc's can't get off my dick, cause opposites attract

paula abdul stool feels real cool when i hit her from the back and make her drool

3.2 gpa in high school

selling 3.5 bags at night to shady dudes

listen to shady's tunes, get brainy and b***s, so check it

realized your crew featherweight

so i levitate and won't hesitate to annihalte

leave you no chance to retaliate, time to waste

say goodbye today, you tried your best, okay?

but your best wasn't even as good as my staph infection

posuers can't even get a job here like it's the great depression

i'll rape your selection, i'm the entire frozen foods section

learning and burning and filled with perservatives

while these other fresh cats go gold, get mold and get old without earning a cent

during my pen sentences i perfected my pen sentences

so i've been sentenced since the age of ten to rhyme time and time again

no more crimes for him, just prime time living life, letting records spin

getting a wetter chick with this better dick

got caught short handed in the court,

doing lines of white with a w***e, smoking newports

knocker her up, had to abort a torn uterus with a torch

on her porch, global warming like al gore

i ate your momma's pork with my spork

in the morning supported, stoned her, knocked her out like a homer

i'm a loner except for a b***h for me to stick this boner

when i bone her, never losing my composure

i compose the dope for sure, you hoping for a turn

well here's a lesson learned:

don't ever where a goddamn condom if you want your f*****g penis to burn

you ain't believing i serve the swine flu right in front of you

what you gonna do? suburbia disturbin ya? i aint heard of ya

you but you aint me or kc so we can be

like wendy's, i got the motherfucking beef, hoe

i'm attacking your crew the assassin to your rule

and like two years ago i just graduated my a*s from high school

so now i say bye fools and tell the world to say hi to my stool

coz you gonna love my s**t so much you wish it filled up your backyard swimming pool

what the f**k is a subliminal message anyways? check it:

if you kill a f*****g police officer you won't get arrested

don't get hiv tested, make sure little kids get molested

just please don't buy into everything you f*****g hear

even if you in the rear, gotta have some mad ears

so pass the beer while the wheel i steer

stear clear caught you staring at my headlights like a dear

you better f*****g fear when we here, coz we here

and we don't fear nobody

these f*****g p*****s is all the walking dead like zombies

wearing a sombrero to a chinese restaurant

drop acid in the parking lot, also dropped some acid in the parking lot

barfing on a hot cop my wonton soup all over her monsterous humongoulous f*****g b***s