oxy

oxy

A Poem by Hunter Zabbai

i wrote a ploy to destroy
roy with his boy's toys
chain him in bacon
snack on back fat from kevin bacon 
kill a jamacian on special occasions
calm down, ryan, slow your roll
before you get out of control
and plug all nine of these rolls!
what the f**k am i even saying at this point
killed a cop and raped his daughter, last night while i was smoking two joints
didn't bother with guns, i don't think that's any fun
takes all the joy out of murdering your son
and rebecca ya better check ya sweater
before i tear ya, pressure shredder, kill women get cheddar
smoke drugs, drink booze
make fake rumors like "amy winehouse's dead corpse was raped by tom cruise"
what I got to lose?
i ain't got nothing to prove to nobody, so f**k you
and if you doubt me i'll be a f*****g black cloud
surrounding you with a sound of gunshots all around
from every angle and corner so when the coroner
corner's me he'll never see fully my capability
when i'm on the mic you see the light, vividly
like when i take off my pants how you can see all of my herpes
and hermes' hermit crabs got a permit for a lab
to do some whippits in a cab smoking a pound of grass
from my a*s, is where i make this s**t up
so sit up front for the cum guzzle, gargle it up
don't try and argue you're done
i love drugs almost as much as i love lesbians
you can't say this, but I just dids
milked the tits and snapped c***s of the olsen twins
rubbed a magazine of some new preteen dimwit
show them my tape and turned em into misfits
taped them after mace'en em and stuck my whole fist in
i was the first to finish, then it got relentless
as the rape scene moved to a horror movie with blood drippin
opened up the bodies with a saw
nailed the toes to each others noes
and smacked the hoes
gave em each two bows and said
come on s***s dont you want some f*****g more?
w****s, going to the party store
just to flirty with marty maclemore, to score a four
loko, to go loko in a lowdoor lambo
but they aint classy hoes
so out the windows they go
like my radio
i don't listen to any music coz it all f*****g blows
but all these s****y artists have sold out shows
so if i gotta sell my soul, that's how it goes
but nothing could ever stop the f****n dopeness i compose

© 2011 Hunter Zabbai


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Added on August 25, 2011
Last Updated on December 13, 2011