exact opposites attract

i'm a whiskey miscarriage, guess i've been born strange.

but even in my darkest days i still can't complain.

coz a day on this earth is more then i've ever asked for

i don't know how many more i can lose to afford.

lost the keys to my ford, bought some keys in a stolen accord.

rackin' up eight felonies and you'll see my a*s in court.

smacking a w***e, coming home pissy drunk at four

in the morning, pissed off and pissed all over your forehead.

and taylor swift? i'm your motherfucking ike turner.
b***h don't you ever try and put me on the back burner.
coz you losing when i'm abusing the wine, and the spouse
I'll eat your f*****g mom out then crack joke's about amy winehouse.
get it? "crack jokes" that choke choked out on smoke
b***h was too stupid to realize that crack's a waste of good coke
and she ain't no heroine to be shootin' up some heroin
"spoon and needle activatin' like the f****n' wonder twins!

I been sent to sin so i'll begin my regiment

spit some s**t so devilish that you will think i'm heaven sent

the flow of pterodactyls I'm motherfucking mathematical 

i'm the practical radical serial killer of this rap show

and in the summer i snow, and in the winter it ain't cold

my world is full of dramatic irony, watch it unfold

f**k being platinum i'm just trying to book a show

but i do the rope a dope ali around mc's and f*****g steal they hoes

i ain't a role model, i get some model's to model this pole

drink piss and lick camel toe casserole, coz i'm a f*****g a*****e

aiming my rifle down the aisle misfiring

hiring liars like ghostwriters soft as papayas

sending posuers straight down to the eternal lake of fire

burning up like chylmidia and gonohrea

and when i see ya ya better be packing a heater

this is just a teaser, i ain't no woman pleaser

i'm a women meeter, beater, and cleaver

i get more beaver than the hoover dam

clammed up jammed up, motherfucking going ham

like i'm robbing porky pig and the son of sam

calamity and amityville, ate all of the xany pills

snorting columian cocaine out of forged two dollar bills

throwing hoes out of window at Seal

tryina get a record deal

can't eat unless some food i steal

so i use my steel