speeballing

speeballing

A Poem by Hunter Zabbai

i'm f*****g freaking out
i just ran out of adderall
see if my girlfriend can dish any out
maybe if I fish out her trout
no doubt I've got the clap
so that b***h i'll have to slap
steal her stash shave her bush
and give her a new mustache
i take 5 ambien 4 trimspa's
3 vyvance and 2 suboxone's, doc
and go into a trance
mix it all with a forty
AND now i'm f*****g horny
and now you're all f*****g knowing 

that i'm speed, speedballing
speedballing, now i'm speedballing

like jim balushi, and chris farley
layne stayley, and mitch hedberg too
i'm setting myself up for failure
from my heart, liver, brain and penis too
so fuuuuuuck you, you f*****g cockwipe
i will kill you twice, because the last time i was too nice

because i'm speed
speedballing

© 2011 Hunter Zabbai


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Added on July 3, 2011
Last Updated on July 3, 2011