Why are you so f*****g serious?

music all day my own way

this is my game

i'll play by the rules i make

and the risks that i take

to make or break my name

to chance a stake at fame

to fly like a plane

or crash like that plane

ran out of gasolane

runnin down a train track

trying to get my brain back

cause that b*****d got captured 

alive, died, and is coming back for the rapture

grew legs arms a body and bought a hat fer

and then two gats and

that's what the f**k happened

when the guy in the mask drunk off his flask

who flunked his safety class

movies bodies from his trunk to his basement as

one passed he smoked two blunts of grass

raping barely living and legal immagarants in the a*s

collapse wake up take a dash of hash

smoking opium like they owe me one

and you can find me on

nitrous oxide sounding like tech nine king kong

shamalamadingdong

repossessed my bong from the cops and smashed it

on my lawn with your mom's thong on

made her wear a strap on while i fucked her

while she fucked your dad up the a*s raw dog

f**k, should of wore a condom, now my dick fell off.

don't got no doctoring degree but i guess iam one, 

with no head i'll proceed to od off of every drug, 

accumulating a waste of brain cells like children 

aged twelve who fell way down some wells, 

i only fart to see how it smells, i'm going to hell 

and am absolutely fucked up in my mind because i'm so high 

even my watch clock stops and asks me for the time, 

so say you're illest rhymes i'll just pen mine

late at night in plight about the bars i'll be behind.

but you'll never see me surrender back down or cry

coz immortals never die, been in three horrible accidents

try me, death defying, i'm dope no denying so buy me!

i'm the anti-oxidant to the hip-hip s**t

the diahrea mysteria bacteria, bowel's cleanlier

not people friendlier, super saiyan sayin you shittier

act any bitchier and i'll bit hittin ya

smack you with a stack of bricks

s**t on ya and take a videa!

show you how I gave your mom chlamidea

sulfuric acid and piranas to be getting rid of ya

saying your prettier but now your on the media

dreadless headless breadless corpse fitting criterias

ya'll take life too literally

why are you so f*****g serious? x8

make me act delirious, it's clear i'm the most

meticulous, mc, to come out of the u.s. of a

and d.c. and you won't see me on m.t.v.

coz they'll say i'm trying to act black

and b.e.t. will say that white boy is wack

but mississippi and k.c. got me right on track

for me to rip this open, this dope s**t, im composing

and devising a virus so viral it spreads dead like

worldwide psoriasis

toking papaya while i get higher

murdering hoes like john doe for high

seven deadly sins ain't enough to get by