RHymnes

RHymnes

A Poem by Hunter Zabbai

i'm a pothead who's hotheaded and gets good head with little bread
from chicken heads with aids then i bangs her
hangs her from her ankles, staple to the maple, see ya later april!
fools, ya all drool and s**t ya intenstines out ya stool
bowel movements the size of tubas, put on scuba equipment
run in a shipyard, f**k a landshark, and killmyself with a f*****g toothpick
and i don't even try to do this, my dad made me this no fearing and ruthless
when he f*****g beat me almost to death left me deaf, so i cant even hear you spit
or my b***h b***h when i know shes bitching, use her dead body when my crotch is itching
and when she's hurting for a squirting i'm putting my pudding all over your pootherhole, sweetie
and please can you clean me, but let me cleavland steam ya
steal your f*****g beamer
coz i work at mac donalds and can barely afford a pizza
not afraid to hit broads or make bombs or mow lawns
naked in nothing but a tube top, you think i'm f*****g rude? ha
don't even get me started, this is just a fart, i haven't even sharted
or blarted or blurted or spit anything dope outchyet
coz after my last song i'm still trying to recessitate the alphabet
my necessity for this rap attack
is just like the fear that i feel when my herpes come back
guess i gotta go to the same hoe i got it from so i can go give it back!
said i'm still dope but it's not like i wasn't dope before
because i was doin so much coke my nose was black and red like connect four
i've got anal leakage and i jerk it to pre-teen weekly
so have your kids meet me, i'll show them my meat, 
i've been so down and out I couldn't eat for a week
struggling to make ends meat, coz at the end of the week
real talk i fall on my knees court taking all my money
lawyers and judges and classes and s**t
and standing in line grabbing a cup and having to piss
behind a door for some f*g in glasses
secretely wearing drag under the doctor jacket
i'm only laying him down on a permanent mattress
coz my gun is always packed and my mac 10 is relaxes
me, when i use oh god damn im gonna abuse
i'm worse to her than i was to my last girl
ripped out her teeth, got a hard on from the bloodloss
made her give me a gumjob, told her to suck it like her mom
like the way a brainless b***h bob when she give brain
you look so much cuter when your mouths f**k of c**k
then yell i came i saw i conquered
then i stomped her
into the ground then flew off in the helicopter
a f*****g fifty foot lobster, an all new kind of mobster
an animal so big his dick looks like the size of nine twin kids

© 2011 Hunter Zabbai


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Added on June 16, 2011
Last Updated on June 16, 2011