The Gay Chicken-Chapter Seven

Even gayer - what I do instead of a Benchmark

AKALA POV

 

 

Uhhg…. Where am I? I can’t believe I’ve been kidnapped by the evil (sexy) lord Cthulhu. I wonder how Chakaka is doing. He better save me with his big meaty rooster legs. Mr.Cthulhu isn’t the worse because he does know how to sing Cooking by the Book ft. Lil Jon. I finally decided to look around the room I seemed to be in. There where many pictures of tentacle monsters and a dart board up with my lord and savior, Ajit Pa. I saw a weird lump on the ground be covered by a blanket. I made the smart decision and jumped on it. I did a rotation 90° clockwise and a  translation of (x+4,y+5) to land on the lump. I landed with a loud clap. This lump sure did feel squishy. I started to wiggle on the lump and it started to twitch. I quickly hopped of the lump in fright. I then proceeded to grab a tree branch to poke the lump. The lump suddenly got bigger and towered over me. I saw some tentacles poke out, but that did nothing to help my confusion about the lump. The blanket soon fell off the strange lump and revealed the evil Cthulhu, and to say I was scared was a understatement. I quickly lifted my girly/hairy hand up to my finley painted beak. Cthulhu looked at me but a BANG startled are mindlink connection.

 

END OF AKALA POV

 

 

SUPERMAN POV

I can't believe that I have to bear with weirdo rooster. I only like sweaty palmed chickens named Akala Hufflepuff Quidditch. He told me his name and all but I call him buttface. I hate the fact that Akala was his friend. Once I get my sweaty chicken back I’m going to kick his a$$ back to the slaughter house. Buttface is pissed at me for cheating on Akala with Cthulhu, but in my defense I was only letting of sexual tension. I didn’t want to hurt that sexy gay chicken. Welp I don't care. Once I get that gay chicken I'll pay my dues and make it up to him. I will make sure he's happy in our gay family. That's right family, I want 7 kids. No I’m not going to adopt them, I'm going to smash that hairy chicken and get him knocked up because screw biology and PETA. (MalePreg?or ChikenPreg?).

 

 

One hour on the Oregon Trail later(always go banker)

 

We finally made it to Cthulhu's house. It wasn't hard to find considering he post social updates on reddit(?) and whatnot. I can't believe he lives in a mansion that reaches the clouds. I heard some scraping coming from the side and saw people polishing shoes. That must have been his slave coop. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Chakaka walk up to a big metal door. He raised his wing and punched the door. BANG….. That was neat. The door flew back and I flinched at the screech of the door. I saw Cthulhu and my beloved Akala walk out. I let out a mighty roar of relief when I saw Akala was unharmed and still as sexy as can be. I quickly reached and grabbed Akala by the hem of his skirt *when did he have a skirt?* and super mario jumped away. The other two not to far behind. I knew one thing though, and that is that Akala is mine and I will keep him to the end. Man if only I was the Tetris master.

 

 

END OF SUPERMAN POV

Author's Note

POST MALONE _ COOL TEACHER