Peanut Butter

this poem is about my favorite thing my therapist said i should try and write it to get the bad feelings out of me

Peanut butter brown like a dog

(But a nice dog not a mean one)

A dog would eat peanut butter

But he would not enjoy it

For dogs were not made by god

And dont have souls

Souls being necessary to enjoy rich soupy brown

Peanut Butter

Peanut butter is my friend when all other

Friends have abandoned you

Peanut butter would never say nice things to your face

Then delete you from its Halo Reach clan thats right GREG

I'm calling you out

If Peanut Butter was a woman it would

Have large breasts

And would play Halo with me 

Mum says I shouldn't eat Peanut Butter every day

But she's 

Wrong

Reviews

[Stormy Weather]

Wow, you're funny.
And by the way, if jelly was a woman she'd be flat-chested.....just sayin'.

[The Cougar's Den]

I like peanut butter, and so does my dog.

[Severely Lisp]

Yeah some guys kicked me out of their guild on WoW for like no reason, that really hurt me too.
Do you play WoW? You should sometime. Also I like the imagery in your poem.

I don't play Halo. Brad plays Halo

[Sweet Little Bunny]

haha.