Winter Nightmare Interview #002A Chapter by Wølfy
Bob: Welcome back boys and girls. Today we will be exploring Winter Nightmare's music style along with their up coming album. So, what is the new album?
Kitty: It is awesome! Mikarie: I find the album art slightly disturbing. Angel: I regret letting Kitty handle the art work. Kitty: Oh come on guys, the artwork is sexy, like me. Bob: So what is the album even called? Kitty: Burning the Lambs. Isn't it such a cute name? <3 Bob: Uh...well... Angel: It is clearly an attack on Christians. Kitty: Well, yeah. They all act like f*****g hypocrites. Bob: Moving on, Kitty why do you have a bottle of Listerine with you? Kitty: To drink, duh. Bob: You drink...Listerine? Kitty: Well, yeah. It is really good. Leviathan: I can't stand it when you drink that stuff. Kitty: Oh come on Leviathan. It is not bad, right Mikarie? Mikarie: Don't drag me in to this. Raven: Uh...G-Guys... Kitty: What is it Raven? Are you horny again from my feet? Raven: W-What? N-No...Why would you tell every that? Kitty: Awwie don't cry Raven. Your a cute and adorable little Loli Goth girl every guy will want you. Hell, I kind of want you. Lets do it right here, right now. Bob: Whoa, you do realize this is a family radio show right? Kitty: So? I will still do it. It is fun to do things like that in public. Mikarie: Can we change the subject? Please? Leviathan: I agree. Angel: I am with them. Kitty: Lame. Fine, Raven when we get back to my place you can masturbate to my feet. Raven: ... Bob: Anyways, what would each of you describe your band's music style as. Kitty: Melodic Black Metal Mikarie: Melodic Deathcore Leviathan: Speed Metal Angel: Melodic Metalcore Raven: Technical Deathcore Bob: So I have to ask. Who does the piano work on the albums, because it is really good. Kitty: That would be Angel. Angel: Yup. Bob: It is really beautiful. Angel: Thank you. Bob: I have heard that there will be a novel called Winter Nightmare, that will tell the story of how you guys formed the band. Written by a guy named Black Wolf. All band members: Really? Kitty: Is he hot? Bob: An why would I know that? Kitty: Just checking. Mikarie: Kitty, I thought you were a Lesbian. Kitty: I am but I like to play with guys! It so fun to watch them get a boner in public. Bob: Why is everything sexual with you? Kitty: Why is everything not sexual with you? Bob: Well...public for-- Kitty: Lame. Bob: Okay, we are out of time for today so lets see if we get any questions from our viewers.
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