Winter Nightmare Interview #002

Winter Nightmare Interview #002

A Chapter by Wølfy

Bob: Welcome back boys and girls. Today we will be exploring Winter Nightmare's music style along with their up coming album. So, what is the new album?
Kitty: It is awesome!
Mikarie: I find the album art slightly disturbing.
Angel: I regret letting Kitty handle the art work.
Kitty: Oh come on guys, the artwork is sexy, like me.
Bob: So what is the album even called?
Kitty: Burning the Lambs. Isn't it such a cute name? <3
Bob: Uh...well...
Angel: It is clearly an attack on Christians.
Kitty: Well, yeah. They all act like f*****g hypocrites.
Bob: Moving on, Kitty why do you have a bottle of Listerine with you?
Kitty: To drink, duh.
Bob: You drink...Listerine?
Kitty: Well, yeah. It is really good.
Leviathan: I can't stand it when you drink that stuff.
Kitty: Oh come on Leviathan. It is not bad, right Mikarie?
Mikarie: Don't drag me in to this.
Raven: Uh...G-Guys...
Kitty: What is it Raven? Are you horny again from my feet?
Raven: W-What? N-No...Why would you tell every that?
Kitty: Awwie don't cry Raven. Your a cute and adorable little Loli Goth girl every guy will want you. Hell, I kind of want you. Lets do it right here, right now.
Bob: Whoa, you do realize this is a family radio show right?
Kitty: So? I will still do it. It is fun to do things like that in public.
Mikarie: Can we change the subject? Please?
Leviathan: I agree.
Angel: I am with them.
Kitty: Lame. Fine, Raven when we get back to my place you can masturbate to my feet.
Raven: ...
Bob: Anyways, what would each of you describe your band's music style as.
Kitty: Melodic Black Metal
Mikarie: Melodic Deathcore
Leviathan: Speed Metal
Angel: Melodic Metalcore
Raven: Technical Deathcore
Bob: So I have to ask. Who does the piano work on the albums, because it is really good.
Kitty: That would be Angel.
Angel: Yup.
Bob: It is really beautiful.
Angel: Thank you.
Bob: I have heard that there will be a novel called Winter Nightmare, that will tell the story of how you guys formed the band. Written by a guy named Black Wolf.
All band members: Really?
Kitty: Is he hot?
Bob: An why would I know that?
Kitty: Just checking.
Mikarie: Kitty, I thought you were a Lesbian.
Kitty: I am but I like to play with guys! It so fun to watch them get a boner in public.
Bob: Why is everything sexual with you?
Kitty: Why is everything not sexual with you?
Bob: Well...public for--
Kitty: Lame.
Bob: Okay, we are out of time for today so lets see if we get any questions from our viewers.


© 2017 Wølfy


My Review

Would you like to review this Chapter?
Login | Register




Share This
Email
Facebook
Twitter
Request Read Request
Add to Library My Library
Subscribe Subscribe


Stats

153 Views
Added on August 27, 2016
Last Updated on November 6, 2017


Author

W&oslash;lfy
Wølfy

Japan



About
"Our metaphysics must follow our physics." -Sean Carroll "I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world." -Richard Dawkins "What can be asserted wi.. more..

Writing
Hidden Lies Hidden Lies

A Story by Wølfy


Prologue Prologue

A Chapter by Wølfy


Chapter 1 Chapter 1

A Chapter by Wølfy