Whiskers of Wonder

Fanatic facial hair!

Whiskers of wonder

On my chin

Whiskers of wonder

Girl's minge in

Whiskers of wonder

On the west of my face

Whiskers of wonder

On the east of my face

Whiskers of wonder

Central stubble razing

Whiskers of wonder

As solid as double glazing

Whiskers of wonder

As sharp as a long fingernail

Whiskers of wonder

As long as a sperm whale

 

Whiskers of wonder

How I wonder

What you wonder

When you wander

Off my chin

For me it's upsetting

You were settling

On the underside,

Westside and eastside

Of my bonce

Gillette you harsh c**t.

 

I put you in my box

To admire later

Count you up

Quality data

Upper quartile

Lower quartile

I'm a clever man, yes I am

Put you in a graph

Box and whisker diagram

Author's Note

Last stanza not related to the poem "sexy mathematics", however, I could see it fitting in ;)