My girl Rupert

True events, sorrowful events... Didn't expect it :'S

My girl Rupert, I enjoyed anal sex

Your moves were indeed quite complex

Seems as if you have experience

With anal sex excellence

 

Why did you have the Donald Duck cup over your 'muff'?

And when I came, you sighed a great 'puff'?

Is it something big that you're hiding from me?

Beneath that cup is there a willy?

Yes. B***h.

 

My girl Rupert, with your shaved head

Are you a male? Or severely inbread?

Because you have a penis; an organ for a male

And a voice as deep as a grunt from a sperm whale

Don't remind me of the word 'sperm', Rupert (grumble grumble)

 

It had me thinking when you rejected a vaginal f**k

And then covered yourself in a cup patterned by a retarded duck

Then your cereal bowl, patterned like a football

Covered you chest... I didn't think they were small...

Just a bit hairy, but I can manage that.

 

I removed your Donald Duck cup, and saw little Ben

You are a tranny or a man...

But since when?

 

The moral of the story:

Don't f**k Simon Hicks or you're in for a nasty suprise... He's bisexual.

Author's Note

Am I grammatically accurate?
HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :')

Simon's alright really :)

Reviews

[Aaron]

Hahahahahahaha :L Class.