Crispy Meatballs

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in the tub

You are an ingredient of the food, "crispy meatballs"

The more you're mixed with a spatula, the harder the crumbs fall

The taste is not for one to admire

And not one for your tonsil's desire

 

They're supposed to be meaty and soft

But instead yours are meaty like Rebecca Ruecroft

Shall we use the oven gloves to remove you from the oven?

Or shall I give you some hardcore, spicey loving?

 

We'll just leave you to boil, because you gave me crispy meatballs...

Author's Note

ready, steady, COOK! :)