A typical feminine client of mine

I often daydream about your sexy thighs

And I wonder if being between them would be somewhat wise

And if you'd like to undo my flies

Then I look into your gorgeous eyes

And say, "I'm not f*****g you until you make me pies"

One little problem will always stay with me dearly

I can't really see your cliterous oh so clearly

The thing is rotten, and torn away nearly

I think I'd pass when it comes to sex, but quite sincerely

So I'd just lick you a bit