Sexy Mathematics

Sexy Mathematics

A Poem by BigDaddySiddle

You turn clockwise from a point, 360 degrees

You spin your sexy hip joint, 360 degrees

I stand up straight, 180 degrees

I fiddle and wait, 180 degrees

You bend yourself over, 90 degrees

My penis loses deep cover, 90 degrees

You pull your thong down, on the y axis

You remove your night gown, on the y axis

I go in for the kill, on the x axis

I pull out from the thrill, on the x axis

I have a problem with my junk, scale factor of 2

It's mysteriously shrunk, scale factor of 2

This is indeed the sexy mathematics, 40 metres cubed

Fitter than the hair of Simon Hicks, 40 metres cubed

© 2011 BigDaddySiddle


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F*****g brilliant! :D


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BigDaddySiddle
BigDaddySiddle

Darlington, and proud, United Kingdom



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They call me Jacob because my mother and father gave me that name when I was born :) I'm a male, ladies ;) A few things I rather enjoy doing in order: 1. Exploring various D.I.Y. stores and comparin.. more..

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