Love is cheap, like some cereals.

'Where's my spoon and weetabix' - Thomas W. Siddle.

My heart feels like a knock-off box of frosties;

Unwanted and 35p per box.

Oh why can't you digest me?

Is it because I'm not the real deal?

I suggest you do one, you sour flake!

You think I'm like Fila; a cheap make.

 

Am I too sugary for your throat?

Well if so, do one, and suck off a goat.

Author's Note

Big up the branga brigade