I will always love tunes

unbelievable tekkers

Swetty Jebsons

Wearing Stetsons

Preventing Erections

IMPERFECTIONS

Payday Poundage

Hows my soundage?

Diddly hound fudge

Budgy fix cludge

Pibble Tunezeees

Well nice boobzies

 

Swetty Jebbers

Bake my bebbers

We've got tuneage

You've got spoonage

Spinage daily

Ginger Bailey

Fucked a diddle

But not a Siddle

 

Live from Nickstream

Floatin' upstream

Mini mini ched cheds

Siddy Widdle bed heads

Me nan's abit greasy

Ya mam's abit cheesey

That's abit cheeky!

You look abit freaky

 

Fruit flavoured jonjons

Proper nice bon bons

Jebsonized rub rubs

Sweaty little rubberdubs

Funny like Tony

Hot like pepperoni

Gettin' nice and boney

Coz my nobble's no phoney

 

Now I'm erect

What did you expect?

Your dad had a peck

That dont' make no sense

STORMY TROOPER

S****Y SCOOPER

EMMZY COOPER

BIT OF A BLOOPER

Of the season

Billy Weason

Lives in Sweden

With no reason(age)

 

Am hard like a stiffy

And I smell abit wiffy

Ya look abit iffy

See you in a jiffy

 

Keep the peace..

Author's Note

dyno times fellow funkees!

Reviews

[Sophie Titch]

i like it !!! :)

[FaithfullyJennyBear]

wow, this poem is great, keep it up :)

[BigDaddySiddle]

aye it was good like Mr £15 :P proper bopping the b-b-beats!

[£15 + A S**t BJ]

remember MCing this bad boy tune over some wellaye tracks...
2K10.. respect

[typingaway]

Amazing. ;) :')!!