Faded jeans and the art of ProcurementA Poem by BelfastBhoy69My heart-breaking discovery that my favorite faded blue jeans had succumbed to wear and tear and my adventure to a acquire a new pair. RIP(PED). I hate shopping, grrrrrrrrrrrr.Faded Jeans and the art of Procurement ©Magiclight69 (29/02/2016). I need to buy a pair
of jeans The ones I wear are torn The a*s is threadbare
at the seams Between my cheeks it’s
worn I’ll get them in the
Bargain store That’s where the
masses shop It’s where your money
gets you more And the Brand names
are all crap Located on the third
floor The Men’s Departments’
found I’ve just come in the
main door S**t, shoppers all
around Women stop to look at
clothes And hold them up for
size Then put them back,
heaven knows Their waistlines
telling lies? They spot a friend,
now they must chat In the middle of the
aisle Each on their phone
as well as that They settle for a
smile Ones brought a buggy
with a child The other, she’s got
twins Have the mothers now
gone wild? Filled diapers for
the bins No-one picks them up Each searching for
the best sales There is no winner’s
cup Still wearing jeans
with no a*s No-one will ever know As I release my pungent
gas It’s great to let one
go That sure made space
around me Watching noses tweak
the source Angry shoppers turn
to see I’ve cleared a
shopping course My old blue jeans
have served me well I’ve made it to my
floor The Men’s Department
where they sell Blue jeans by the
score I know you’ll have a
pair of jeans Faded just like mine A threadbare a*s that’s
dropped some gas You do it all the
time For guys to shop it’s
easy As we know our size
and fit Be careful when you
squeazy That your fart’s no
lump in it! Happy Shopping………… © 2016 BelfastBhoy69 |
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