Absolute Mutation

Mayhem, carnage and complete desecration takes place in small farm holding and it's neighborly store.....

                                      Absolute  Mutation.

                               

 

 

The scene of devastation, the police sealed off the farm,

Absolute mutation, attackers bent on harm,

The cornfields they lay flattened, with cobs cast everywhere,

The sheaves of wheat got shat in and left no grain to spare.

 

The farm shop it was ransacked, dry goods the target here,

Cornflakes and Frosties badly hacked; the Shreddie’s hid in fear,

The Sugar Puffs and other crap, that turns the milk to brown,

Snap, Crackle, Pop, couldn’t stop, the slaughter all around.

 

Forensics in white overalls, careful as they scan,

Dismembered boxes against the wall, no mercy for All Bran,

“The Nutty Cruncher” papers claim, it was their headline filler,

The Police now firmly lay the blame, on a Breakfast Cereal Killer.

 

 

…………………………Cringe!

Author's Note

WHAAAT???

Reviews

[Relic]

I've never heard of a breakfast cereal killer before. :) Nice pay on words. It's always a pleasure to read a well put together rhyming poem and this one is entertaining as well. Nice job on this. I enjoyed.

[BelfastBhoy69]

Many thanks Relic, I thought a touch of humor was needed after reading some sad, but wonderful writings, will visit your page , good luck!