The Quickie Divorce

For all those long suffering guys who are really ATM's on legs. BTW, I am NOT suggesting this as a solution to those "nagging problems", take some Aspirin or find a good lawyer!

The Quickie Divorce.

                    I want a new extension,

                          I want it done this year,

                          I want the outside painted, the kitchen and the rear.

 

                         I want some brand new carpets,

                         I want curtains that will match,

                         I want the garden sorted and a cleared up veggie patch.

 

                         I want my Mom to move in,

                         I want to go to shows,

                         I want to go on holiday, to somewhere where it snows.

 

                         I want my girls to call round,

                         I want to drink with pals,

                         I want to spend our credit cards, in the shopping malls.

 

                         I want some tennis lessons,

                         I want cocktails by the sea,

                         I want designer labels, so all my friends can see.

 

                         I want…..

 

         BANG!!

                  “Hello, 911? I want ……”

Author's Note

Remember guys, this is only satire, not a recommendation.

Reviews

[kashaw]

I buy my own drinks :) And if we ever meet for drinks.. I'll defo be buying my own ! :)