All I Want For Christmas Is Me

I decided to write a Christmas song... with a twist :3

All I want for Christmas is. . .

 

To teach you a lesson, oh honey, oh baby.

You're not the only thing that I wanted

I'm better off without you, you know it, I know it

Now listen to this letter I wrote:

 

Consisting of the "x", "o's", kisses and hugs

I <3 you, sappy things shoved right down your throat

Merry Christmas baby it's the best time of year

My little surprise. . . You'll be spending it in tears

 

('Cause I)

Don't wanna be your Christmas baby this year

'Cause last year wasn't good enough at all

No mistletoe, or Christmas tree

All I want for Christmas is me.

 

Your lesson is aught or so it seems

I'm no longer your Christmas baby

I'm better off now, and that's a fact

If you're reading this now, I ain't coming back!

 

Don't wanna be your Christmas baby this year

'Cause last year wasn't good enough at all

No mistletoe, or Christmas tree

All I want for Christmas is me.

Author's Note

Soooo concieted, oh well. Ahahahaha.

Reviews

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I like it lol