The Beginning of the Madness

I will finally write something! Yeah, the world is ending.

Charlotte looks up from her notebook. In front of her is Jason, who is staring at her with the craziest face you can possibly imagine. She glares at him with an over exaggerated expression. When Jordan isn't paying attention, she whips her pen at him. It nails him right between the eyes.
"AGH!" Jordan flails his arms and he tips backwards.
"I AM VICTORIOUS!" Charlotte jumps out of her chair, knocking it over with a crash.
"Both of you, shut the f**k up." Benji throws pillows at them "I'm trying to play Mass Effect."
"Mass Erect!" Jordan yells from under the pillow.
"Homoerroticism!" Charlotte flails her arms and legs around and squirms across the floor.
"You both are idiots. I hate you." Benji throws more pillows at them.

Author's Note

It's short because I'm about to go out, but whatever.