What Are You Looking At?

Fights with the Word Paperclip... I'm crazy :D

You sit there on my monitor, trying to help me every five seconds. I don't need your help, I don't need anyone's help. This is my story and that's that. Don't correct my grammar, it's dialogue and it won't be perfect. Especially when I'm writing dialogue for a FIVE YEAR OLD! So back off, I know it's a fragment.
And stop yawning while I work. It's weird. Are you trying to tell me that the story I have rewritten three times if boring? If so... Why don't you leave then? I don't need you here, you just bother me.
And If you say 'It looks like you are writing a...... Would you like some help?" one more time, I'm going to attack you with html codes of doom! Even though that's not possible... But I will find a way!
And Paperclip, stop turning into weird shapes while I type. I'm easily distracted and you moving around doesn't help that.
If I knew how, I would have gotten rid of you by now.