The Emperor's New ClothesA Story by Grimm DeathwishA different view on a classic taleAs I struggle to look through the sliver of sight allowed by the
blindfold, I have time, though I am not sure how much, to really think about
what had happened. Not really sure why I am so different from everyone
else in the town of Caecus. I have heard the same stories, the same
lessons and the same indoctrinating games as every other child and
classmate. On the fingers attached to my hands bound behind me I count
how many different titles for the great Emperor I have been forced to recite
each morning since I first mumbled out my virgin words as a child. “The Distinguished, Renowned,
Noble, Famed, Superior, Commander, Chieftain, Eminence, Ruler, Emperor Bardus!” It felt like acid every time I scraped His official title off my
tongue. It wasn’t as though he had done anything specifically wrong to
me, I had no personal vendetta...well, until now...I just never understood why
some warlord-emperor who massacred and killed his way to prominence deserved my
respect. I had never even seen him until two days ago. And then I saw too
much of him...everyone did. I have been standing for a day and a half in whatever sludge had
grown or was dropped on the stone floor. Chains clatter each time I move
and the putrid-smelling guard is always there to remind me of how hopeless my
situation is. Oddly enough, I know my execution will be soon (any minute
or any day) but all I can think about was how itchy the blindfold is. I
wonder how many other doomed heads it had been wrapped around. How many
other eyes had seen the prickly canvass as their last image? I don’t know
if the reality of my situation has really sunk in or if apathy has grown inside
me like the slime on the floor; either way, I am stuck and the blindfold still
itches. ***** It was only three weeks ago that the announcement was made.
It was everywhere. For the first time in his thirteen year reign, The Emperor
was coming to visit our small village. “What an honor!” (I am confident
that I am the only soul who echoed that phrase sarcastically -- though it was
heard countless times each day from a variety of mouths). Celebration lights
decked and wrapped every doorway and light-post. The streets, sidewalks and
houses were scrubbed clean. Everyone even mowed their lawns in perfectly
parallel lines. The village council frantically scrambled to make food,
decorate the community hall, and take care of any other preparation that they
thought Emperor Bardus would appreciate. Pathetic. The next big event was the arrival of the official banners
announcing the arrival of our leader. They were fifteen feet long, made
in the official purple, black, and green colors of the empire. “The Distinguished, Renowned, Noble,
Famed, Superior, Commander, Chieftain, Eminence, Ruler, Emperor Bardus will be
arriving in Village of Caecus. Be prepared to pay tribute both in action
and finance to your ruler” All of that was the normal nonsense that all the other citizens
seemed to gush over caused me to retch. The weirdest part of the banner,
however, was in much smaller print on the bottom. “The purpose for The Great Emperor’s
visit is to parade his new garments which only the wise will have the power to
see.” ...whatever that meant. ***** Of course, now, tied up in some obscure prison with a fat guard
jingling his keys behind me, I know exactly what it meant. It meant that
some paper-emperor could walk down the street stark naked with all of his
pieces exposed to every eye and no one was allowed to say anything. My eyes are still itching. Did the guy who was executed
before me have pink-eye or something? Luckily I will be dead before
whatever eyeball disease camping out on the abrasive blindfold roots in my own
eyes. I wish they would just get this over with. *****
By the time the great day
finally came around I was already sick of it. Before the first bird
chirped people were already up and unfolding discount chairs on the side of the
street in preparation for the parade. I slammed my pillow over my head to
try and block out the noise powering its way through my bedroom window. I
knew that parade-attendance was mandatory to pay homage to the emperor and in a
town this small people would surely notice my absence, but that didn’t mean I
had to rush out there with the excitement of a child on Christmas morning to
catch a glimpse at whatever wardrobe the warlord had thrown on. Mere
minutes before the announced time I threw on some pants and a wrinkled shirt,
trotted outside and made sure to say hello to at least a couple of people so
that my attendance was accounted for.
First, the trumpets blasted out and cause a quiet rumble of excitement in the
masses (and a quiet rumble of nausea in me). Second, the announcement: “The
Distinguished, Renowned, Noble, Famed, Superior, Commander, Chieftain,
Eminence, Ruler, Emperor Bardus!” An eruption exploded from the
towns-folk and the parade was officially underway. It seemed superfluous to me to have a
parade in a town that only spanned a few miles of area, but I suppose the
Emperor needed His glory. After only a few moments and too much pomp, I
saw the guards that I could only assume gathered around the emperor. As He
drew closer I could noticed an awkward silence rolling over the crowd...no one
said anything, barely a breath was taken. I figured it was just because
of an overwhelming awe that had catatonized my fellow citizens...until I caught
my first glimpse of the Supreme Ruler. I tried. I tried so hard, but I
could not stifle the laugh that bubbled out of my lips. I snorted out a
chuckle and tried to disguise it with a cough but already people had turned
their heads to throw daggers at me with their eyes. I couldn’t hide it,
so I just embraced it: “He’s naked. Is this not funny to anyone el...” Before I
could natter out the end of my sentence, two armed guards had tackled me and
were driving my face into the dirt. My arms were cuffed behind me where
they still stay and I was dragged away from the crown and the nude emperor to
be blindfolded and held in this execution room. No trial, no questioning, no
opportunity to redeem myself. Just a quick exit and a few kicks to the
gut for good measure. I have no idea how long I have been
here. I am tired, cold and becoming increasingly apathetic. I find
it odd though; the only thing I am not apathetic about is my apathy. I
can’t help but think that I should be tenser, like in moment of sitting on a
roller coaster and waiting for it to burst out from the starting gate. I
guess the difference is that in a roller coaster the tension comes from not
really knowing what is going to happen. It could be a fun, smooth ride
and odds are that it will be; however, in the back of your mind there is the
excitement that comes from the “what if something happens?” Standing
here, limited movement, and the incessantly itchy blindfold granting me only a
sliver of sight, there is no question of “what if something happens.” I
know that I will die here. I have accepted it. Just because some
fool-emperor wanted to prance around in his birthday suit while imagining he
was wearing real suit and I was the only one who thought it was stupid...oh…there
it is...the sharp edge of a steel blade pressed against my throat just above my
adam’s apple….finally…. © 2018 Grimm Deathwish |
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Added on May 18, 2018 Last Updated on May 18, 2018 AuthorGrimm DeathwishAboutI am a Canadian in Australia. I try to write a variety of things. I welcome comments, questions and advice! more..Writing
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