I cry easily
When I'm alone,
So
everyone
Thinks I've a heart of stone.
But everything's so
touch(phone)y feely
Nowadays,
Apart from when we're
Playing
with our big brother,
That I couldn't break down in front
Of
you,
It'd probably be a health and safety risk.
That
Or
Either thou or I, or both, would be liable
For a
sexual harassment case ...
Hmm anyhow..
We might have a
slight problem,
You see it was meant to be ironic,
But you all
took it seriously,
And then it all went
Boom.....
Oh
well.....Oh dear....
Any way...
Let's go
Break our
fast,
Let's get a burger and maybe
Some chips. And some
coke.
(That might be a problem)
Please, come on, you've
got
To do this or
I'm not going to pay you.
(To go to
church)
Do this for me
And
It'll be so hard hitting
We'll be immortal.
(Away to heaven respective lenity,
And
fire-ey'd fury be my conduct now)