Hard and Orange

When I grow big,

 

I'm never gonna

Worry about what people

Say.

I'm not gonna

Care about my looks,

I'm never gonna be poor

(So don't worry about me.)

 

'Cause

 

When I grow big

 

I'll be a talking point

I'm going to be so

Hard and Orange

You'll think

I'm a

Root Vegetable.

And

I'm going to be

Dirty F*****g Rich.

 

When I grow up,

 

I'm going to be a carrot.

 

(I'll glow in the dark I'll be so f*****g orange.)

Reviews

[Marie Anzalone]

Now that is telling it like it is. Be who you are, and let the world take a flying leap if they don;t like that. I loved this!

[Cassidy Mask]

Let me assist you by colouring you in :)

I'm going to be so
Hard and Orange
You'll think
I'm a
Root Vegetable.

LOVE it.

[EMP]

lush lush lush lush, you'll be a sexy carrot! :D i love it :) :) :)

[rash]

when i grow up, i wanna be a baller. so i can grow taller, like weed in the forrests smoking without a need for a gentlemen caller. i like my way, i am not today an enemy. tomorrow, is another life. so, be big and orange without this stellar earthly knife. you like mine? yours is cool carrot.