A Strange Ode

Amazing like a wipeless crap

I need you like that random nap

Determined like a fart that lingers

You're as cool as Cheeto fingers

Resourceful like a blow-up doll

Protective like a bathroom stall

You're more fine than Sharpie pens

You make me bubbly like the Bends

So many things make you perfect to me

I promise I'll keep you for all of eternity