Piggy-One and Piggy-Two

Two very naughty piggys!

Said Mother Pig to Mrs. Moo:

"I simply don't know what to do!

My words are just not getting through

To Piggy-One and Piggy-Two."

"They won't sit still upon the chair,

Or brush their teeth or comb their hair.

Their clothes are scattered everywhere,

That naughty little piggy pair."

"The will not tidy up their toys,

Or hold themselves with grace and poise.

They make the most horrendous noise,

My naughty little piggy boys."

"They break the heart of their poor mother,

Arguing with one another.

They're always in some fix or other,

That naughty piggy and his brother."

"They won't repent for all their sins,

Like pulling hair and kicking shins,

Or biting ears and pinching chins,

My naughty little piggy twins."

Said Mrs Moo: "This road they've taken

Is partly one of your own makin'.

If manners they have both forsaken,

Turn their hides to piggy bacon!"

So Mrs. Pig went home that night

And gave her piggy brats a fright:

"It's time you started acting right,

Or you'll not see the morning light!"

"Don't be naughty, don't be bold!

From now on do the things you're told!

For if you're not as good as gold,

I'll throw your hides out in the cold!"

They knew that Mother Pig had won,

And stopped the trouble they'd begun.

And Piggy-Two and Piggy-One,

Were piggy perfect from then on.

Reviews

[Inyourshadow]

As not to repeat poetic's point I will reveiw and give as honest a comment as possible, this is indeed wonderful especially the aaaa rhyming scheme, very clever and I must say hard to do yet you made it look easy, not sure I should even be writing these kinds of poems when you are obviously the better writer. Keep em' coming

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criminal that this doesn't have reviews... you are the master of the perfect childrens poem..another brilliant write..sounds like my son!