The Witch and the Wizard,
Decided to wed.
So they sent invitations,
And here's what they said:
"Dear Mr. So-And-So,
We are delighted,
To tell you we're wedding,
And you are invited!
January second,
At quarter to three,
We hope you can make it.
(Please R.S.V.P.)"
On January second,
A crowd had assembled.
The Wizard was shaking,
The nervous Witch trembled.
The rev'rend asked "Do you?"
The Witch said "I do."
She looked at the Wizard,
And he said "Me too!"
There was singing and dancing,
And joking and laughter.
And the Witch and the Wizard
Lived
Happily
Ever
After!