Solomon Foy

The story of a small boy with a big imagination...

This is the story of Solomon Foy,

A very peculiar, unusual boy.

 

The strangest ideas flew into his head

Like the day that his mother called to him and said:

 

"Solomon, Solomon, please don't be bold!

Come in for your supper before it gets cold.

Tonight it's your favourite - you know what that means?

Solomon, Solomon - sausage and beans!"

 

"Sausage and beans? But I can't eat that.

That's not the right supper for Solomon Cat."

 

"A cat?" said his mother. "Is that what you said?

In that case I'll make you a mouse pie instead."

 

"MOUSE PIE?? EWWWWW!!!"

 

"I'm not a cat, mum. You heard me all wrong.

I'm Solomon Puppy who plays all day long."

 

"A puppy? My goodness! I'll get on the phone

And ask Butcher Bob to deliver a bone."

 

"A BONE?? EWWWWW!!!"

 

"I really don't think I'm a dog after all

I'm Solomon Elephant twenty feet tall."

 

"Well, before you come in here please take off your boots,

And I'll make you a salad of grass, leaves, and roots."

 

"GRASS, LEAVES, AND ROOTS?? EWWWWW!!"

 

"Did I say an elephant? A dreadful mistake.

I'm really a slithery Solomon Snake."

 

"A snake in my kitchen? We couldn't have that.

So out on the doorstep I'll leave you a rat."

 

"A RAT?? EWWWWW!!!"

 

"I'm not a snake, mum. You must have misheard.

I'm really a feathery Solomon Bird."

 

"Then perch on the table, I'll make a surprise.

A cake filled with insects and spiders and flies."

 

"INSECTS AND SPIDERS AND FLIES?? EWWWWW!!!"

 

"Eh, mum?"

 

"Yes, Solomon?"

 

"I'm not really a dog or a bird or a cat

Nor a snake or an elephant, nothing like that.

I'm really a tired and hungry young boy."

 

"Then come into my kitchen, dear Solomon Foy.

Sit down at the table and then by all means

Eat up all your supper of sausage and beans."

Reviews

[N.S.J]

Wow!!! I really liked this poem! I had fun reading it! It made me even smile, I appreciate a little silly rhyming once in a while. I really liked the structure as well! It flowed and everything was well put! :) VERY NICE! :)

[MOON]

This was fun great flow told with heart!

[Distantview123]

Playful and amusing, and full of familial warmth. Thanks for the smile! ~ Robert.

[Blue Moon Ice Cream]

This is amazing! Excellent rhymes and I love the playful tone! I think this would make a wonderful children's rhyme if you could get it published. :D

[Libby McKeown]

This is an amazing poem! I am grinning ear to ear. I love your work. It's perfect. Thanks for sharing your talent

[Revolutionary]

Dr.Zeus you are are you Dr.Baz got some stories too

[Kayla]

LOVE it!!!

[r]

Haha!! I love this!! It's ADORABLE!! And I love how the mother got her boy to say he was just a little boy after all. Haha love it. :)

[.]

ah your the master of rhyme and as always I loved it!

[Tony]

Holy Crap, Baz!
Why don't you make a childrens book out of all these awesome poems.
This is just like Seuss without the pictures.
If you do sell it you will be rich.
Could ya buy an old Medicine Man a helicopter?